Any fast eaters here?

[candidate2025]

yo if thats true holy shit

absolutely 100% truth bro.


bast...one thing about me is that i am what you migth call a "romantic"..and i love beautiful women. once i stopped my delusions about some women liking "big" guys, and realized that while some women DO prefer muscular men...but NO sane woman prefers a fat man...it was very easy for me to start dieting. while its true that fat guys can pick up very attractive women(females are much less shallow than men) if they have an awesome personality, dress nice, and are very smart.....i likle to think that a woman with a beautiful body deserves aman with a beautiful body....
idk maybe that was way too much information to share with you guys; maybe i will get flamed for saying that....i dont care.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

nice sam elliot pic btw ...

oh, i wouldn't do anything... i'd jsut sit there silently resenting you until you were finished eating.  And then i'd bitch about it to other friends behind your back.  I'm real mature you see...

  ... It's cool, man.

And, yeah, Sam Elliott's my Favorite Actor ... only reason he's up there.  

[TrapsMcLats]

... It's cool, man.

And, yeah, Sam Elliott's my Favorite Actor ... only reason he's up there.  

I couldn't stand seeing him as a villain in The Hulk.  It doesn't work for me to see him evil.

[240 is Back]

maybe he should just eat cheerios from the ground?

I'd love to just sprinkle food on the floor and let him chomp it up.  He's totally love it.  Wife would beat me.

[bmacsys]

Anybody else here eat food very quickly?   I'm constantly being told by my friends and girlfriend to slow down and enjoy my food, but for some reason, I can't.  When it comes to food, I just devour it quickly.  I find it irritating to watch people take 15 minute just to eat an ear of corn. 

I have been eating fast my whole life. If you hesitated at my house you lost out! Also in the U.S.M.C. at Parris Island we had 7 minutes for chow.

[BigCypriate]

absolutely 100% truth bro.


bast...one thing about me is that i am what you migth call a "romantic"..and i love beautiful women. once i stopped my delusions about some women liking "big" guys, and realized that while some women DO prefer muscular men...but NO sane woman prefers a fat man...it was very easy for me to start dieting. while its true that fat guys can pick up very attractive women(females are much less shallow than men) if they have an awesome personality, dress nice, and are very smart.....i likle to think that a woman with a beautiful body deserves aman with a beautiful body....
idk maybe that was way too much information to share with you guys; maybe i will get flamed for saying that....i dont care.

gayer than a mango smoothie

[kiwiol]

gayer than a mango smoothie

Are you saying CandyAss could give Onlymen a run for his money even if we aren't talking about munching on man sausage, BigC?

[Sexual Mustard]

I'm probably the fucking slowest eater I've ever known.  Always the last one to finish....long after everyone else is done (and probably hungry again for their next meal).  I can't figure it out...just can't eat fast even if I wanted to.   Coincidentally, it often takes me over half an hour to beat off.  Correlation?

SM

[Tapeworm]

I'm probably the fucking slowest eater I've ever known.  Always the last one to finish....long after everyone else is done (and probably hungry again for their next meal).  I can't figure it out...just can't eat fast even if I wanted to.   Coincidentally, it often takes me over half an hour to beat off.  Correlation?

SM

Probably.  You should finish your meal and then go jack off.  Doing both at once will break your concentration and you'll take longer to get where you're going.

[jaejonna]

gayer than a mango smoothie

hahahah quote of the day !!

[BigCypriate]

Are you saying CandyAss could give Onlymen a run for his money even if we aren't talking about munching on man sausage, BigC?

hahahaha, what i'm sayin is that scarface could probably give annabelle chong a run for her money when it comes to takin a fat schlong up the ass!!!

[nycbull]

fast eater here too, its an Italian thing, I think.

[Jujoshu]

What's the rush? There is nothing more important than the meal in front of you when you are eating. Eating fast creates anxiety, and encourages people to rush through the day. This only leads to stress, traffic tickets, impatience, etc.

[MAXX]

hate fast eaters. fucking pigs. no manners.

can understand if you eat by fast yourself but not when eating in company with others.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I eat pussy at a real fast pace. 

[Ex Coelis]

way back in basic training we had only a couple of minutes to eat our meals. if you didnt eat fast you went hungry. even now in battalion I find it's hard to break the habit

[EL Mariachi]

Anybody else here eat food very quickly?   I'm constantly being told by my friends and girlfriend to slow down and enjoy my food, but for some reason, I can't.  When it comes to food, I just devour it quickly.  I find it irritating to watch people take 15 minute just to eat an ear of corn. 

i enjoy eating fast, expecially at macdonalds, that way you can eat more, when people are half way trough their big mac, i already ate 2 bigmacs and a hamburger, i quess people aint hungry like that. Its not like im rushing, its like i swallow food really quick when its tasty.

[EL Mariachi]

What's the rush? There is nothing more important than the meal in front of you when you are eating. Eating fast creates anxiety, and encourages people to rush through the day. This only leads to stress, traffic tickets, impatience, etc.

bullshit, you can process the food pretty fast, that doesnt tell nothing about your mental state.

[Jujoshu]

bullshit, you can process the food pretty fast, that doesnt tell nothing about your mental state.

Do an experiment. Try eating slow while paying attention to just the eating process. Then, at another meal try eating rushed and hurried. After both instances observe your mental state. See if you don't feel mentally more at ease while eating in a mindful way.

[Rami]

If you need around 5000 calories a day, eating slow just is not an option. You do what you have to do.

[Master Blaster]

i enjoy eating fast, expecially at macdonalds, that way you can eat more, when people are half way trough their big mac, i already ate 2 bigmacs and a hamburger, i quess people aint hungry like that. Its not like im rushing, its like i swallow food really quick when its tasty.

Exactly. Bring on the foood!!!