Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!

[CalvinH]

But its sure gonna be fun this weekend
anybody else doing the booze and bbq's this weekend?

[SS]

But its sure gonna be fun this weekend
anybody else doing the booze and bbq's this weekend?

as always.

[dan18]

But its sure gonna be fun this weekend
anybody else doing the booze and bbq's this weekend?

ITS THE FUCKING AMERICAN WAY

[Option D]

But its sure gonna be fun this weekend
anybody else doing the booze and bbq's this weekend?

Dude my friend is driving from Atlanta to LA this sunday for a new job out there as a high school teacher and coach...


The party is at my house tonight and here is the Grocery list (this is the actual list from my phone of shit to get)

96 Caronas (get limes too)
96 Bud Select
4 Handle Bottles of Bacardi
48 Gay beer (thats the smirnoff shits that broads drink)
4 bottles of Reisling


And whatever everyone else brings

[CalvinH]

Big M,sounds like fun
my weekend goes like so,
tonight's my softball teams last game so were getting a keg and a grill going.
tomorrow morning I'm playing golf at 7:20 am which will lead into a liquid lunch.my girls friend is coming into town so I might as well keep drinking till we hit the bars that night.Sunday is a family BBQ which means another keg.
family softball game,horse shoes,and a card game.
then I gotta get up early again Mondayfor a 8:00am golf time

[Fury]

Lucky fuck. I didn't get to hit the golf course once this summer. 

[Man of Steel]

But its sure gonna be fun this weekend
anybody else doing the booze and bbq's this weekend?

Saturday night I'll be gettin with friends, grillin some monster steaks, enjoyin a few cold beers and hopin the wife gets drunk enough she finds me attractive.

[SS]

Saturday night I'll be gettin with friends, grillin some monster steaks, enjoyin a few cold beers and hopin the wife gets drunk enough she finds me attractive.

no worries cause if she doesn't i will.

[xpac2]

ITS THE FUCKING AMERICAN WAY

You're only 18 and not old enough to drink. Plus you're a pussy with no friends anyways.

Hope this helps 

[Man of Steel]

no worries cause if she doesn't i will.

Done and done......I mean that in the most homo way I can muster.

[The Squadfather]

i'd pay for a lap dance from MOS anyday.

[Man of Steel]

i'd pay for a lap dance from MOS anyday.

Applying my pube glitter now.

[Master Blaster]

Applying my pube glitter now.

 

Hahah, that got me laughing...

[The Squadfather]

Applying my pube glitter now.

hahahahhaa, we've gotta let master Blaster in on some of the all time MOS classics, one time we were ripping on someone and MOS brought up the Jeopardy reference and said, "i'll take the big hunky negro with the 14 inch johnson, Alex" hahahaha, the funniest is still the shopping for panties and chewing bubblrgum one though.

[SS]

hahahahhaa, we've gotta let master Blaster in on some of the all time MOS classics, one time we were ripping on someone and MOS brought up the Jeopardy reference and said, "i'll take the big hunky negro with the 14 inch johnson, Alex" hahahaha, the funniest is still the shopping for panties and chewing bubblrgum one though.

fuck those were the times......now it's just a bunch of lame dicks with no game that repeat the same thing 500 times.

[The Squadfather]

fuck those were the times......now it's just a bunch of lame dicks with no game that repeat the same thing 500 times.

hahahaha, exactly, we were just destorying little bitches every day back then, glad we've got the Y now, nobody dares to venture here to start shit.

[Man of Steel]

AHAHAAHHAHAHAAH!!!!  There's been so was much classic shit slung around over the last few years I wish we had a massive thread to contain it all.   The little d-bag girls around here now bring nothing new to the table.