You never mentioned it once. You gave the address, got called out on it in 20 minutes and then started denying everything you knew about it. Just like your arm size, weight and age change every other week.
You're impoverished and borderline sickly obese. Deal with it.
Seriously, can you walk up a flight of stairs without getting winded? Are you proud of the fact you have bigger tits than most women? Those are great things to shoot for in life.
The fact of the matter is that if you were as successful and fabulously wealthy as you're trying to play it off as, you wouldn't be spending the majority of your weeks on here melting and stalking.
So what do you really do for a living? Pencil pusher no doubt.