funniest moments in training

[davinci]

this can also b funniest moments you have seen in mma matches or anything that has happened to your friends


Firs day i walked into Lutters i was weighin 225 stacked. I had taken tma before and i thought i knew it all.. ( i didnt) Lutter gave me a tour of the place and i signed up that day and joined class. First we started doing shrimping drills and mount escape drills... i thought man what is this crazy crap shouldnt we b fighting

He then paired me up with a guy named worm. About 5'5 155 pounds , i thought in my head ok im goin to tear this guy up this just isnt fair. B/c i was new he started me in worms guard, i thought ok this feels kinda gay, clapped hands and it was on, I spazzed, and worm the 155 pound fury proceeded to break me down and destroy me over and over, im talkin traingles, sweeps, kimuras, lapel chokes (more on that one later) arm triangles.......... all without breakin a sweat. I on the other hand was humbled and ready to learn after that.


month later (and  lots of weight loss) i was doing good, i was dunderstanding how to defend but not still to good on my hip movement. I end up putttin a nasty cross face on this guy while posturing up (i know  i was new) and in a split second he secured both my lapels crossed arms and i was out before i even had a chance to tap. It is the fastest i have ever been put to sleep, best blood choke that has ever been put on me, i came to,, thought i was at home and late for work, jumped up and said holy shit guys im late for work i gotta call my boss, walked two steps and fell back over........ the whole class was laughin, lutter included




also the passing of gas while rolling is horrible

[davinci]

another one recently we where training for a gi tournament. Me and the boxing coach where goin full boar (thats how we train for tournaments b/c you go full on in tourneys) we both where on feet tryin for grips, then for some reason we both shot in for a single leg at the exact same time................ ever seen discovery channel where the two rams butt heads.. that was us, for heads hit, mine glided high over him he went under, it looked like something off the matrix. The whole school went ooOOOOOHHHHH , thank god i have a black gi b/c blood was flowing  from my nose l ike a fountain. Of course i stayed after class and cleaned the matts lol

[SinCitysmallGUY]

another one recently we where training for a gi tournament. Me and the boxing coach where goin full boar (thats how we train for tournaments b/c you go full on in tourneys) we both where on feet tryin for grips, then for some reason we both shot in for a single leg at the exact same time................ ever seen discovery channel where the two rams butt heads.. that was us, for heads hit, mine glided high over him he went under, it looked like something off the matrix. The whole school went ooOOOOOHHHHH , thank god i have a black gi b/c blood was flowing  from my nose l ike a fountain. Of course i stayed after class and cleaned the matts lol

This happened to me, but we did more of my eyebrow to his forehead. He then got up while I laid on my back... I was a little out of it.. To say none the less I had a nice cut on my brow that could've used a stich or two. To add to it.. I stayed after class and cleaned mats as well...