Guranteed the guy is 200 lbs tops and he owns a gym membership because it's the only way he knows how to blow off steam, because his wife is fat and he hates the fact that his life sucks dick... Oh brother I have seen so many of the ex-marine bad asses. Same attitude as this guy, their highlight in life was when they were a marine and impressed thier buddies with an 8 second ride. I bet he still has the tape.
8 second ride is a gig we used to pull in the Army with our boys. You all live in a set up where you share a bathroom with another guy. Your rooms are connected through the bathroom. Anyways you all draw straws and the shortest is the rider. Your boys find the ugliest bitch in the club, usually fat as well. Anyways you take the girl and start fucking her then make the secret sound. Your boys break in with camera's and flashlights and film you trying to hold on for 8 seconds. It is some great shit, but shouldn't be the highlight of a mans life like it sounds it was for this guy. Squad just tell him you are sorry he has a fat wife. Gurantee he melts even worse.