FunkyMonk appreciation thread

[FunkyMonk]

 Wow FunkyMonk is a cool guy.

 This guy is the baddest, buffest, strongest guy on GetBig. All the other guys are pussies compared to him. He is a true alpha male. He is God. He has a large cock and he is a genius.

 FunkyMonk, everyone bows down to you!

[G_Thang]

Wow FunkyMonk is a cool guy.

 This guy is the baddest, buffest, strongest guy on GetBig. All the other guys are pussies compared to him. He is a true alpha male. He is God. He has a large cock and he is a genius.

 FunkyMonk, everyone bows down to you!

another member of the shrimp club with bob and red hook.

[chaos]

Starting your own appreciation thread = brutally epic "look at me" insecurities.

[marty31672]

Starting your own appreciation thread = brutally epic "look at me" insecurities.

he seems like a cool dude to me...

[MJK]

FunkyMonkey = TOOLBAG.

[MJK]

You're right. Not everyone can be a shredded 250 pound stud like you are right?

Show me where I stated shredded, TOOL. 34" waist is what I wrote. Try training it works you lazy fat fuck tool.

[SF1900]

FM seems like a nice guy, except for his comment about people in suits. 

[gordiano]

Starting your own appreciation thread = brutally epic "look at me" insecurities.

Steve Blekman level of gayness displayed by this poster.

[Palpatine Q]

Maybe we should start an "MJK is the biggest douchebag gimmick on Getbig" thread.

FunkyMonk seems like a good egg....as opposed to MJK, who is just another lame, tired gimmick that goes out of his way to be an asshole to everyone. as if that hasn't been done a thousand times already

[pellius]

FunkyMonkey = TOOLBAG.

MJK = TrannyHunter

[Palpatine Q]

I know what you said, bitch. Now get down on your knees and swallow my balls.

 I'm not fat, I weigh less than 200 and i'm still pretty cut after bulking up and gaining almost 25 pounds. You're 250 and calling me fat? That's ironic.

 You're a chump.

Be careful what you ask for....I'm sure MJK has swallowed quite a few lengths of cock in his day

[pellius]

I know what you said, bitch. Now get down on your knees and swallow my balls.

 I'm not fat, I weigh less than 200 and i'm still pretty cut after bulking up and gaining almost 25 pounds. You're 250 and calling me fat? That's ironic.

 You're a chump.

Better watch your mouth FM or you'll get one of these threats:

At 5'11" and just under 250lbs with a 34" waist i'd smash the living crap out of you, oldman.

[SF1900]

Maybe we should start an "MJK is the biggest douchebag gimmick on Getbig" thread.

FunkyMonk seems like a good egg....as opposed to MJK, who is just another lame, tired gimmick that goes out of his way to be an asshole to everyone. as if that hasn't been done a thousand times already

+1

[pellius]

Maybe we should start an "MJK is the biggest douchebag gimmick on Getbig" thread.

FunkyMonk seems like a good egg....as opposed to MJK, who is just another lame, tired gimmick that goes out of his way to be an asshole to everyone. as if that hasn't been done a thousand times already

You know Groink, as MJK told me, with that attitude someone will make you pay, just not MJK. This beast is good at making threats but will meekly leave it to others to back it up.

PUSSAAAAAAY!

You're an old man, keep up that attitude and someone will make you pay, guaranteed. Unfortunatey it won't be me, I have no intention on flying over 5,000 miles to see you cry like a little bitch.

[Palpatine Q]

I already got a threat like that from him.

 As if I give a fuck how big he is. This is the internet and I live on the other side of the world from him.

 The dude must be a teenager or something.

He"s full of shit anyway.

This is the old "make my stats somewhat believable" routine.

It's no accident that every time one of these internet "beasts" eventually gets exposed they are either fat tubs of goo or little turds.

[pellius]

Be careful what you ask for....I'm sure MJK has swallowed quite a few lengths of cock in his day

But he's also a committed bottom. So much so that he's now taken to wearing a diaper as his bunged hole has been so repeatedly plowed by ghetto thugs that shit keeps leaking out.

[Palpatine Q]

You know Groink, as MJK told me, with that attitude someone will make you pay, just not MJK. This beast is good at making threats but will meekly leave it to others to back it up.

PUSSAAAAAAY!

I'm sure he's a real killer   Death on two legs.

I wonder why i even acknowledge these twats but I'm bored right now

[pellius]

I already got a threat like that from him.

 As if I give a fuck how big he is. This is the internet and I live on the other side of the world from him.

 The dude must be a teenager or something.

Are you kidding? He's a beast, millionaire and super model wife.

[Palpatine Q]

But he's also a committed bottom. So much so that he's now taken to wearing a diaper as his bunged hole has been so repeatedly plowed by ghetto thugs that shit keeps leaking out.

We better stop posting about him or he'll come here and post the inevitable " You are obsessed with me....i own your mind.... Blah blah blah."

It's like these cocks follow a script or something

[pellius]

I'm sure he's a real killer   Death on two legs.

I wonder why i even acknowledge these twats but I'm bored right now

Same here. Sometimes you just got to bitch slap these keyboard warriors for sport and watch them melt. All for sport.

[pellius]

We better stop posting about him or he'll come here and post the inevitable " You are obsessed with me....i own your mind.... Blah blah blah."

It's like these cocks follow a script or something

Nah, when he gets owned in one thread he moves on to another and prays we don't find him.

[pellius]

Hey MJK. The votes are in, you are officially a bitch.

x10. These smack talking tools come on here and try to plant a flag but they just end up getting passed around from person to person like a bong pipe at a frat party to be repeatly owned and mind raped. 

[Palpatine Q]

x10. These smack talking tools come on here and try to plant a flag but they just end up getting passed around from person to person like a bong pipe at a frat party to be repeatly owned and mind raped. 

LOLOL  that was fucking funny

[calfzilla]

gimmick