Yo SS, Tu Holmes, and Magoo, check out "Blaze"!

[danielson]

You guys have heard(Magoo actually only read them, his loss ) the greatest rapper in the world and I know you were all blown away with his lyrical skills Well I have good news guys, since you three were all so supportive(not to mention I have been telling him he is better than Eminem for years ) of his sweet rhymes not only is his daddy going to cut him a check for studio time, but after your kind words and a few drinks he has agreed to make a few vids of him rapping and put them on Youtube for everyone to enjoy! Obviously he isn't going to use his best material, cuz someone would rip him off and claim it as their own in a minute, they are that damn good! Does this dude scream out Gangsta rapper or what??? (Btw, I realize that no one other than those 3 realize wtf I am talking about, but when you hear this retard on his youtube vids, you'll get it. Basically he is a real life B-Rad )

[Bluto]

doesnt even show his haircut no way he get mad pussy looking like that

[danielson]

doesnt even show his haircut no way he get mad pussy looking like that

Well, this thread is not meant to be serious. Sure "Blaze" thinks this shit is all real and that Magoo is going to get him a record contract and SS is going to get him protection from the Hells Angels when he "blows up" and Tu Holmes is going to get him the exclusive contract rapping for the next Tony Hawk video game, but I figured the Y boarders would be able to sense my sarcasm.

[SS]

dude that was sum funny shyt last night

[danielson]

dude that was sum funny shyt last night

 When he asked you if you were being honest about him being good and you said yes he got so excited He honestly thinks he is the next big thing, well he does now that you guys convinced him he was the shit You are gonna shit when I have the time to tell you the whole story behind this man. It's pretty unbelievable how I have been setting this dope up for a few years making him think he is a good rapper

[SS]

When he asked you if you were being honest about him being good and you said yes he got so excited He honestly thinks he is the next big thing. You are gonna shit when I have the time to tell you the whole story behind this man. It's pretty unbelievable how I have been setting this dope up for a few years making him think he is a good rapper

fuck i miss having retarded friends like that.

[danielson]

fuck i miss having retarded friends like that.

Yeah, real life pwnings are fun. You know, I have talked to a few people about this cuz I felt bad at first, but other than him looking like a jackass and rapping for people on the spot all the time , I am not doing any real harm. He has no job(ever), no friends really and I am giving him some self-confidence. It's just so damn funny that he actually thinks he is good A few years back I convinced 3 girls that I know to call him and ask for daily raps and he would drop them in their mailboxes for a few weeeks and they would tell him how good he was etc. I would then bring them into the office and we read them and laughed our asses off.

[SS]

Yeah, real life pwnings are fun. You know, I have talked to a few people about this cuz I felt bad at first, but other than him looking like a jackass and rapping for people on the spot all the time , I am not doing any real harm. He has no job(ever), no friends really and I am giving him some self-confidence. It's just so damn funny that he actually thinks he is good A few years back I convinced 3 girls that I know to call him and ask for daily raps and he would drop them in their mailboxes for a few weeeks and they would tell him how good he was etc. I would then bring them into the office and we read them and laughed our asses off.

dude i think the "blazed" need he's own thread.

we can make t-shirts, hats...... you name it.

[danielson]

dude i think the "blazed" need he's own thread.

we can make t-shirts, hats...... you name it.

Good idea

[SS]

Good idea

I almost fell out of my chaise when he told me it was ok that i smoke crack hahahahaha.

[danielson]

I almost fell out of my chaise when he told me it was ok that i smoke crack hahahahaha.

He actually quit smoking it. Thats why I hang out with him again once in a while. His Doc has him on 6 different drugs though, really good ones too(and some of them he sells to me for cheap , enough to kill some people. He still always try to rationalize that smoking crack is ok though. Yeah, cuz all the cool people are doing it. I can't wait till we make those vids, you are gonna die when you see how fkn stupid this kid actually is.

[SS]

He actually quit smoking it. Thats why I hang out with him again once in a while. His Doc has him on 6 different drugs though, really good ones too(and some of them he sells to me for cheap , enough to kill some people. He still always try to rationalize that smoking crack is ok though. Yeah, cuz all the cool people are doing it. I can't wait till we make those vids, you are gonna die when you see how fkn stupid this kid actually is.

dude i'll call you tonight if you're with him and ill fuck with him bad.

[MisterMagoo]

i love the fact that he's not even attempting to throw up any gang signs, he's just holding his hands up like a retard. classic.

[danielson]

i love the fact that he's not even attempting to throw up any gang signs, he's just holding his hands up like a retard. classic.

Hahaha

[SinCitysmallGUY]

what's the story on this???

[tu_holmes]

Your boy has some phat rhymin' skillz!

I'm telling you... I'll walk that demo straight up to the World Wide Music gang.

He's gonna blow up like Al-Qaeda in a flea market.