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JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« on: March 20, 2008, 12:02:15 PM »
Hint: Rhymes with "the Ig Ack Ock"
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 01:26:16 PM »
are you implying that "jedi knight" is the type of guy who calls the wonderful folks at the Guiness Book of World Records and inquires what the world record for "biggest penis taken in the ass" is and when they tell him "11 inches", "he" laughs and says, "that's nothing, i was taking 'em that big by age 14", MOS?
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 01:27:56 PM »
AHAHAHAAHAH!!!  Wait, are you suggesting that JediKnight has three passions in life: chewing bubblegum, shopping for panties and suckin the dong.....and right now he's fresh outta gum and money?
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 01:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on March 20, 2008, 01:27:56 PM
AHAHAHAAHAH!!!  Wait, are you suggesting that JediKnight has three passions in life: chewing bubblegum, shopping for panties and suckin the dong.....and right now he's fresh outta gum and money?
hahahha, no i'm saying that even in the local Victoria's Secret panties section with a mouthful of Bubbalicious he'd still choose to throat the black dong, that's how much of a little dick hound this bitch is.
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 01:43:37 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on March 20, 2008, 01:31:43 PM
hahahha, no i'm saying that even in the local Victoria's Secret panties section with a mouthful of Bubbalicious he'd still choose to throat the black dong, that's how much of a little dick hound this bitch is.

AHAAHAHAHAH!!! Are you saying that if JediKnight joined the Army his drill sargeant would approach him and yell, "why are you in my beloved outfit scumbag?!" And ole "JediKnight" would puff his chest and proclaim, "I'm here to get down and dirty in the mud pits with some hunky soldiers and later strip down to our bare asses and bathe each other thoroughly...er, I mean, TO SERVE MY COUNTRY SIR!!!"
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 01:53:39 PM »
Jediknight is the type of guy who in the middle of winter turns the thermostat in the gym to 95 degrees and when all the sweaty muscle bears walk into the locker room he's holding a loofah and liquid soap saying "I'm not gay, I'm just really really interested in good hygiene."
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 02:44:41 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on March 20, 2008, 01:53:39 PM
Jediknight is the type of guy who in the middle of winter turns the thermostat in the gym to 95 degrees and when all the sweaty muscle bears walk into the locker room he's holding a loofah and liquid soap saying "I'm not gay, I'm just really really interested in good hygiene."
Sounds to me like you put in too much thought on this one..................
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 03:34:46 PM »
Classic SQUAD material right there.
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 06:50:09 PM »
Quote from: SS on March 20, 2008, 03:34:46 PM
Classic SQUAD material right there.
I thought I was having flashbacks... :o
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2008, 05:48:08 AM »
Quote from: chaos on March 20, 2008, 06:50:09 PM
I thought I was having flashbacks... :o



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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2008, 04:15:35 PM »
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2008, 07:49:34 PM »
There was a day when MOS feared the wrath of the SQUAD... back in like '06 or something  :-\
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2008, 08:01:19 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on March 21, 2008, 07:49:34 PM
There was a day when MOS feared the wrath of the SQUAD... back in like '06 or something  :-\

Are you saying bigmc likes the penis, Have?
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2008, 08:25:42 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on March 21, 2008, 08:01:19 PM
Are you saying bigmc likes the penis, Have?

That, old friend, is precisely what I'm saying  :D
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2008, 09:16:42 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on March 21, 2008, 08:25:42 PM
That, old friend, is precisely what I'm saying  :D

Are you implying that Big(haha)MC's mouth can open like a Pez dispenser to accept tremendous schlongs?
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Re: JediKnight's favorite thing to suck and squat on:
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2008, 09:36:49 PM »
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