I can just picture it out now. A bunch of 30+ year old dudes grabbing some beers after a show arguing about which one of their favorites has the best glute/ham tie-in.
"Man, did you see the striations in Silvio's ass cheeks?"
"No way man, as acting president of the Jay Gutler Fan Club, I would have to say that Jay's gut, perfectly shaped nipples and firm ass cheeks totally blew Silvio away."
"Totally, wanna see if they'll do a private pose down for us after the awards show?"
I feel sick just thinking about it.