I have......Thank god it was female.

true story..........
Went into the hood to do sum business and i walked into this shithole apartment and all of a sudden this full grown retard crawled over grabbed a big piece of my ass and starting humping my leg while making the weirdest noises i ever heard come out of a humans mouth.
so i'm like k sweetie and i patted her on her back, while her mother said "whacha doing honey, flirting with the man"

Funny thing is, i had something even weirder happen to me that day.