Wise quotes and sayings....

[chaos]

Put them up, let's see how helpful they are.......




"Give a man a match and he will be warm for hours. Set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

[Geo]

give a man a fish and he eats for a day

teach a man to fish and he probably won't ask ya for spare change when you're leaving the 7/11

[Brixtonbulldog]

"I admire the way you handle pain.. I am looking forward to seeing the way you handle death."

[d0nny2600]

Beat a man up and he will get over it....have a man gang raped and he will be scarred for life!

[drkaje]

"Nothing in life is free, especially pussy", Jake

[benchmstr]

"no almost always really means yes"

bench

[Bluto]

My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.

[Brixtonbulldog]

A: Should I have asked her out?

B: No.. no.. that's the key.  You wait for it to grow into a plant and then you FUCK THE PLANT!

[steveeray]

Beat a man up and he will get over it....have a man gang raped and he will be scarred for life!

Funny as Hell

[Brixtonbulldog]

Next to every hot bitch is a man bored to death with that which he once would have killed for.

[CalvinH]

Cut up some lime it's Corona time.

[benz]

classic

[JudgeReinhold]

Pack the gat in the vest under my clothes when I dress. Hug your trigger.

[CalvinH]

"If a man builds a thousand bridges and suck one dick,they don't call him a bridge builder...they call him a cock-sucker"

[Dballn247]

Put them up, let's see how helpful they are.......

"Give a man a match and he will be warm for hours. Set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

give a man a fish and he eats for a day

Set him on fire and he probably won't ask ya for spare change when you're leaving the 7/11

Funny shit!!!