When I was 12 I had on a new polo shirt and my mom took me to the video store. I jumped outta the car like a fat, little pud and ran up to the front door. I had to stop before reaching the door cause a car was coming. The car stopped in front of me, the passenger window came down and a young 20-something prick said, "Ya know, in that shirt it looks like you have tits." And they sped away.