the word "Bumptuous" always sounded funny to me..
the word "miminipimini" (only found in brit (oxford) dickys) is funny (means one who is over zeleously clean)
the use of the word "pork" instead of "fuck" is always funny
number 1 is funny...going number 2 is funnier..going number 3! is hilarious!
the look on my girls face when i burp real loud after chugging soda is hilarious!