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Do you buy it?
« on: September 11, 2009, 04:54:49 AM »
Former Stone Temple Pilots front man Scott Weiland could never make it in the NFL -- and the proof is in the massive gashes on his face.



After the 41-year-old singer showed up to an event in West Hollywood Wednesday night sans a chunk of his cheek -- everyone was looking for some kind of explanation ... and finally, we got it.

TMZ spoke with Weiland's rep, who blamed Scott's facial damage on his inability to catch a football.

The rep says Scott -- who's a huge Notre Dame fan -- was tailgating at the game last weekend and throwing the pigskin around with a couple of buddies ... when he accidentally caught one with his face.

Judging by the damage -- whoever threw that ball has a friggin' rocket for an arm.

WOOOOSSSSHHHHHHH
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2009, 04:57:48 AM »
they are Burns on the top and something sharp on the bottom so no.

(too much csi)

well, the ball might have something that sticks out, and throw it Fast and it might cut a bit.
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2009, 05:11:05 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on September 11, 2009, 04:57:48 AM
they are Burns on the top and something sharp on the bottom so no.

(too much csi)

well, the ball might have something that sticks out, and throw it Fast and it might cut a bit.

Although a football does have laces that stick out, there is no way in hell they caused that.  He was probably chasing a pass and took a faceplant on the pavement from the looks of it.  Kinda cool that he was tailgating at the game though.
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wes mantooth

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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2009, 06:40:39 AM »
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2009, 06:42:48 AM »
Quote from: Pet shop boys on September 11, 2009, 04:54:49 AM
Former Stone Temple Pilots front man Scott Weiland could never make it in the NFL -- and the proof is in the massive gashes on his face.



After the 41-year-old singer showed up to an event in West Hollywood Wednesday night sans a chunk of his cheek -- everyone was looking for some kind of explanation ... and finally, we got it.

TMZ spoke with Weiland's rep, who blamed Scott's facial damage on his inability to catch a football.

The rep says Scott -- who's a huge Notre Dame fan -- was tailgating at the game last weekend and throwing the pigskin around with a couple of buddies ... when he accidentally caught one with his face.

Judging by the damage -- whoever threw that ball has a friggin' rocket for an arm.

WOOOOSSSSHHHHHHH

maybe he took one from tony rice.
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2009, 07:59:45 AM »
Looks like he fell from a bad trip of heroin..
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2009, 08:05:01 AM »
more like a cock sucking accident to me.
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2009, 08:09:13 AM »
Just another fag ND fan...
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spinnis

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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2009, 08:20:01 AM »
Quote from: Mars on September 11, 2009, 08:05:01 AM
more like a cock sucking accident to me.

I thought I saw those cock sucking accident scars somewhere else,

Oh now I know!!



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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2009, 08:23:05 AM »
Quote from: Mars on September 11, 2009, 08:05:01 AM
more like a cock sucking accident to me.

Bullshit. I have experience and have never faced anything like this...
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2009, 08:24:24 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on September 11, 2009, 08:20:01 AM
I thought I saw those cock sucking accident scars somewhere else,

Oh now I know!!




Looks like Mike Tyson took a bite out of him ;)
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Captain Equipoise

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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2009, 08:31:51 AM »
Football accident my ass, he was probably cooking up heroin and got burned.
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2009, 10:00:26 AM »
The lesson here is that if your beard has grey, don't bother dying the top.
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2009, 11:56:47 AM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on September 11, 2009, 08:31:51 AM
Football accident my ass, he was probably cooking up heroin and got burned.


X2.

What a lame excuse btw.
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2009, 12:02:40 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on September 11, 2009, 08:31:51 AM
Football accident my ass, he was probably cooking up heroin and got burned.

No shit!  Look at his face.  He is so thin.  I bet he weighs about 120 there.  ;D
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Re: Do you buy it?
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2009, 12:04:39 PM »
Pfft. Probably tried to short his dealer and was introduced to the wall until he found his wallet.
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