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oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« on: January 08, 2010, 07:11:13 PM »
http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/88858/10-things-a-good-boyfriend-wont-ask-you-to-do/


id like to take my cock and slap the taste right out of that whores mouth who wrote that.
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2010, 08:07:45 PM »
"Anal" and "3 ways" aren't on the list.


This was obviously written by a man.
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2010, 08:10:03 PM »
The bitches that read and follow this shit are the bitches that get broken up with every 2 months and wonder what's wrong with them...
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2010, 08:14:00 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on January 08, 2010, 08:10:03 PM
The bitches that read and follow this shit are the bitches that get broken up with every 2 months and wonder what's wrong with them...


Exactly. Have fun being the lonely bitch.  ::)
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2010, 08:24:29 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on January 08, 2010, 08:10:03 PM
The bitches that read and follow this shit are the bitches that get broken up with every 2 months and wonder what's wrong with them...

the dumb bitch that wrote this forgets that its occasionally nice to do things for a person you like.  My girl and I get along just fine, and guess what? we like to cook for each other and/or do shit for each other.
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2010, 08:36:52 PM »
While on the subject of females, can we hijack this thread and start a discussion on non verbal communication/cues that women do.  Such as playing with their hair and blinking a lot when they like you. 
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2010, 08:48:30 PM »
If my Biatch wont make me a turkey/chicken sandwich then I'm sure as hell she wont even bother with a good morning uplifting blow JOB to brighten my day before work.

Funny next to the article is a picture of a black couple happy as fuck, i wonder what she did to his balls
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2010, 09:40:24 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on January 08, 2010, 08:36:52 PM
While on the subject of females, can we hijack this thread and start a discussion on non verbal communication/cues that women do.  Such as playing with their hair and blinking a lot when they like you. 


Let me give you a tip.....if she pulls down your pants and puts your dick in her mouth, you are likely to get fucked. Which means, she likes you.
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2010, 09:44:40 PM »

LOL, i'm married and Numbers 1, 2, 4, 6, 8 are regular things in our household!


Stupid whore who wrote that!  I'm not saying I don't help out, but that bitch basically said a woman should never do anything for her husband that eases his life LOL!
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2010, 09:46:13 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on January 08, 2010, 09:40:24 PM

Let me give you a tip.....if she pulls down your pants and puts your dick in her mouth, you are likely to get fucked. Which means, she likes you.
good advice  ;D
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 09:56:25 PM »
Well - let's look on the bright side...

10 things that weren't on that list :

1 - Anal Sex
2 - Sneaking a video camera into the girls changing rooms at the gym
3 - Blowing you while you drive
4 - A threesome with her best friend
5 - Shaving your balls
6 - Licking your balls after shaving them
7 - Sneaking some coke back in a bodily orifice after a holiday in South America
8 - Getting an abortion
9 - Shutting the fuck up
10 - Getting a boob job
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2010, 09:59:11 PM »
That list is crap.  Pretty much everything on that list is ok in moderation.  Just don't try to make your girl your slave.  It's ok if she makes you a sandwich every now and then.  You should do things for her as well. 
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Re: oh brother, 10 things a good boyfriend wont ask you to do
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2010, 10:08:08 PM »
Quote from: pedro01 on January 08, 2010, 09:56:25 PM
Well - let's look on the bright side...

10 things that weren't on that list :

1 - Anal Sex
2 - Sneaking a video camera into the girls changing rooms at the gym
3 - Blowing you while you drive
4 - A threesome with her best friend
5 - Shaving your balls
6 - Licking your balls after shaving them
7 - Sneaking some coke back in a bodily orifice after a holiday in South America
8 - Getting an abortion
9 - Shutting the fuck up
10 - Getting a boob job
hahaha
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