Haha oh brother, I bet "mass04"
is the kind of "guy" who starts his new job at the local fire station on his birthday and when he walks in to find a dozen or so musclebears clad in firemen uniform standing around a cake with a candle on it which they ask him to blow, replies, "Oh goodness me, which one of you burly studs calls himself 'The candle'? And when do I get to slide down a pole or two?" in a lisp that makes Liberace sound like Megatron.
Just kidding, big guy - have a good one