Question for Scandinavians

[Jadeveon Clowney]

Talking to this girl here and she tells me that Loki (brother of Thor) gave birth to a horse after doing it with a stallion in your mythology.  WTF? Is she making up shit?

BB-related because Thor was the prototype for all bodybuilders.

[spinnis]

"Loki is a shape shifter and in separate incidents he appears in the form of a salmon, mare, seal, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman"

"In Norse mythology, Loki is a god or jötunn (or both). Loki is the son of Fárbauti and Laufey, and the brother of Helblindi and Bıleistr. By the jötunn Angrboğa, Loki is the father of Hel, the wolf Fenrir, and the world serpent Jörmungandr. By Sigyn, Loki is the father of Nari and/or Narfi. And with the stallion Svağilfari as the father, Loki gave birth—in the form of a mare—to the eight-legged horse Sleipnir. In addition, Loki is referred to as the father of Váli in the Prose Edda."

hopefully he at least tranformed into a mare before fucking.

random dude that loki fella 

[225for70]

The ladies think that i'm half horse..Mostly from the waist down.

[Lundgren]

"Loki is a shape shifter and in separate incidents he appears in the form of a salmon, mare, seal, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman"

"In Norse mythology, Loki is a god or jötunn (or both). Loki is the son of Fárbauti and Laufey, and the brother of Helblindi and Bıleistr. By the jötunn Angrboğa, Loki is the father of Hel, the wolf Fenrir, and the world serpent Jörmungandr. By Sigyn, Loki is the father of Nari and/or Narfi. And with the stallion Svağilfari as the father, Loki gave birth—in the form of a mare—to the eight-legged horse Sleipnir. In addition, Loki is referred to as the father of Váli in the Prose Edda."

hopefully he at least tranformed into a mare before fucking.

random dude that loki fella 

Do most swedes actually know about this stuff, I always thought that this kinda stuff was like lord of the rings for swedes? Or is this like your history or some shit?

[Parker]

Talking to this girl here and she tells me that Loki (brother of Thor) gave birth to a horse after doing it with a stallion in your mythology.  WTF? Is she making up shit?

BB-related because Thor was the prototype for all bodybuilders.

I guess you are unfamiliar with the "Gods" transforming into animals and doing it...Zeus transformed into a swan and screwed some chick, among other animals he liked to seduce fair maidens with.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

I guess you are unfamiliar with the "Gods" transforming into animals and doing it...Zeus transformed into a swan and screwed some chick, among other animals he liked to seduce fair maidens with.

Yeah, but he was doing it as a male, not as a female.

[Lundgren]

I guess you are unfamiliar with the "Gods" transforming into animals and doing it...Zeus transformed into a swan and screwed some chick, among other animals he liked to seduce fair maidens with.

Not to be an absolute nerd but norse gods greek roman persian and indi gods all have the same origin.

Tyr god of war, Jupiter, Zeus, are translations of the same name.
It was originally sky father, of more literal dayfather. It's a remnant of the arayans, and their religion.

[spinnis]

Do most swedes actually know about this stuff, I always thought that this kinda stuff was like lord of the rings for swedes? Or is this like your history or some shit?

far from most, never came across someone besides history teacher that has Alot of knowledge about that (more adults Im guessing but Still). Sure we have had valhalla in history class etc but no important stuff.

[Lundgren]

far from most, never came across someone besides history teacher that has Alot of knowledge about that (more adults Im guessing but Still). Sure we have had valhalla in history class etc but no important stuff.

Sad I guess today more important matters like the legacy of mohammed are far more important.

[Hulkotron]

There is lots of bestiality in Greek mythology too if I recall correctly.

[Captain Equipoise]

There is lots of bestiality in Greek mythology too if I recall correctly.

Among other things ,lol

[Fatpanda]

Talking to this girl here and she tells me that Loki (brother of Thor) gave birth to a horse after doing it with a stallion in your mythology.  WTF? Is she making up shit?

BB-related because Thor was the prototype for all bodybuilders.

[Lundgren]

For the love of god don't nerd this up anymore than it already has been. None of us are getting laid for another months due to this thread.

[Fatpanda]

true fact scandanavians biggerst hero is a scotsman

beowulf !

[Tapeworm]

I guess you are unfamiliar with the "Gods" transforming into animals and doing it...Zeus transformed into a swan and screwed some chick, among other animals he liked to seduce fair maidens with.

Leda.  Good stuff.



I get a kick out of Titian's Rape of Europa too.  Grabbing that horn like she means business.   

[Jadeveon Clowney]

Leda.  Good stuff.



I get a kick out of Titian's Rape of Europa too.  Grabbing that horn like she means business.   

That Leda and the Swan is pretty hot.  What's it doing in India of all places?

Also, general observation.  Yes, I am aware of bestiality in mythology.  Just never heard of a male giving birth to a horse before.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Isn't there a guy who posts on here with a horse face?

[Luolamies]

Just never heard of a male giving birth to a horse before.

Happens all the time.

Also didn't a giant rooster give birth to Korea?