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Hugo Chavez

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What the fuck
« on: March 22, 2011, 07:55:51 AM »
You gotta hear this shit...

My home phone is beeping like beeb beeb beeb...... beeb beeb beeb..... over an over...  Never done this before...  don't know why...

I tried to figure out what the fuck is wrong, going through all the option on the phone...  Then I just said fuck it and unpluged the goddamned thing from the wall and power...  With no power and no connection to the wall, the fucking phone is still beeping.... No batteries either...  It's a panasonic phone...  I went from wondering why it's beeping to wondering how it's still beeping with no power and no batteries...  Even if it was going off of capacitors it would weaken but it just rocks on like a fucking alarm clock.... no I'm not joking...  Even took off the back and there are no batteries in the part of the base that is beeping... WTF'n hell :-\
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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2011, 07:59:20 AM »
Quote from: Hugo Chavez on March 22, 2011, 07:55:51 AM
You gotta hear this shit...

My home phone is beeping like beeb beeb beeb...... beeb beeb beeb..... over an over...  Never done this before...  don't know why...

I tried to figure out what the fuck is wrong, going through all the option on the phone...  Then I just said fuck it and unpluged the goddamned thing from the wall and power...  With no power and no connection to the wall, the fucking phone is still beeping.... No batteries either...  It's a panasonic phone...  I went from wondering why it's beeping to wondering how it's still beeping with no power and no batteries...  Even if it was going off of capacitors it would weaken but it just rocks on like a fucking alarm clock.... no I'm not joking...  Even took off the back and there are no batteries in the part of the base that is beeping... WTF'n hell :-\


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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2011, 08:03:38 AM »
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Hugo Chavez

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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2011, 08:07:38 AM »
why the fuck is my phone fucking beeping >:( 
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Hugo Chavez

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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2011, 08:10:43 AM »
unpluged, no power, no batteries, fucker is still beeping hours later... >:( MOTHERFUCK....
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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2011, 08:11:53 AM »
Quote from: Hugo Chavez on March 22, 2011, 08:10:43 AM
unpluged, no power, no batteries, fucker is still beeping hours later... >:( MOTHERFUCK....



Probably a battery in it ???
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Hugo Chavez

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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2011, 08:16:07 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 22, 2011, 08:11:53 AM


Probably a battery in it ???
nope, unscrewed the back, it's just a board with various resistors, transistors, capacitors etc...  no bat...  fucking just keeps on beeping...  I have no idea how...  I'm about to take a bat to it...
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CalvinH

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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2011, 08:18:40 AM »
Quote from: Hugo Chavez on March 22, 2011, 08:16:07 AM
I'm about to take a bat to it...


Sounds right 8)
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Hugo Chavez

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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2011, 08:53:01 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on March 22, 2011, 08:18:40 AM

Sounds right 8)
done... ;D that felt good...  gotta go to best buy now...
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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2011, 09:10:11 AM »
Quote from: Hugo Chavez on March 22, 2011, 08:10:43 AM
unpluged, no power, no batteries, fucker is still beeping hours later... >:( MOTHERFUCK....

Same thing happened to a TV i had about 15 years ago..The damn thing would not shut off.
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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM »
Your new phone is going to start beeping again... there is some fucking poltergeist on your phone line!
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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2011, 09:22:57 AM »
Quote from: rccs on March 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
Your new phone is going to start beeping again... there is some fucking poltergeist on your phone line!

 :D
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CalvinH

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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2011, 09:29:37 AM »
Quote from: Hugo Chavez on March 22, 2011, 08:53:01 AM
done... ;D that felt good...  gotta go to best buy now...


I feel better for you ;D
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Hugo Chavez

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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2011, 12:47:55 PM »
Quote from: rccs on March 22, 2011, 09:22:01 AM
Your new phone is going to start beeping again... there is some fucking poltergeist on your phone line!
that shit freaks me out... don't tell me that man :D
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Jadeveon Clowney

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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2011, 02:43:35 PM »
Quote from: Hugo Chavez on March 22, 2011, 12:47:55 PM
that shit freaks me out... don't tell me that man :D

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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2011, 04:48:36 PM »
They have telephones in Wyoming now?

When did this happen??? ?
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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2011, 07:36:14 PM »
Aren't you the one with other electronic devices making strange sounds?
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Jadeveon Clowney

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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2011, 08:26:22 PM »
Quote from: sync pulse on March 22, 2011, 07:36:14 PM
Aren't you the one with other electronic devices making strange sounds?

Someone must be fucking with him.
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Re: What the fuck
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2011, 08:41:02 AM »
Quote from: Hugo Chavez on March 22, 2011, 07:55:51 AM
You gotta hear this shit...

My home phone is beeping like beeb beeb beeb...... beeb beeb beeb..... over an over...  Never done this before...  don't know why...

I tried to figure out what the fuck is wrong, going through all the option on the phone...  Then I just said fuck it and unpluged the goddamned thing from the wall and power...  With no power and no connection to the wall, the fucking phone is still beeping.... No batteries either...  It's a panasonic phone...  I went from wondering why it's beeping to wondering how it's still beeping with no power and no batteries...  Even if it was going off of capacitors it would weaken but it just rocks on like a fucking alarm clock.... no I'm not joking...  Even took off the back and there are no batteries in the part of the base that is beeping... WTF'n hell :-\

this past winter i'm sitting on the john and i thinks to meself ," i should lean over and turn on the shower so it'll be nice and hot by the time i step in" ...i lean but cant quite get to the shower to turn it on.
fastfwd 5 mins...i finish up..wash my hands...and turn to the shower only to find it running...
i ws creeped out...

honestly....true story...
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