PhD's are for people afraid to live in the real world. Enjoy your stale dry academic existence you wannanbe Einstein. 
First of all - I'm not planning on working in Academia....
Second, at the tender age of 23, I was already flying to China, Singapore, Germany, UK, Dubai.. just to name a few places, to conduct factory and supplier assessments

So you enjoy your delusional world on GETBIG of attempting to own people but FAILING miserably! Congrats!
I'm done - it went well, but I'm exhausted! I came home and finally got to play Modern Warfare 3! But I'm even too tired to keep going! Just gonna kick back on the couch for a bit, get fat and eat some pizza!