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Your Average GymRat

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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2012, 04:51:28 PM »
My friend be sensible. Chances are you don't meet the criteria to "peel". You must have a ten pack. Each pec must be visibly striated into three distinct sections. You must have ripped intercostals. Your rotator cuffs must stand out in bold relief. No my friend, keep your shirt on. Try to develop an agreeable personality and hope for the best. Cover up.
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The Abdominal Snoman

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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2012, 04:58:10 PM »
pec/intercostal tie-in of peace
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lesaucer

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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2012, 05:07:06 PM »
lol  ;D
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gym**rat

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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2012, 05:13:17 PM »
You forgot to mention that the guy ate your cream pie out of the girl. Please never leave out any details from you many true-life, compelling stories that we long to hear.




You dumb fuck.
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Your Average GymRat

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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2012, 05:22:22 PM »
Your mother sucks off dead blacks.
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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2012, 05:25:27 PM »
Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 25, 2012, 05:22:22 PM
Your mother sucks off dead blacks.

Can you tell me the exact location where my mother sucked off these so called dead blacks? I want to tape it next time and post it on GB.




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Your Average GymRat

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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2012, 05:50:43 PM »
Typical punk trying to appease me with humor like we've been buddies just kidding around. I say never. A thousand curses upon your family!
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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2012, 06:12:13 PM »
Quote from: Your Average GymRat on January 25, 2012, 05:50:43 PM
Typical punk trying to appease me with humor like we've been buddies just kidding around. I say never. A thousand curses upon your family!

Yes, please please be my friend. I must give you props, you thinking that I would even fart to appease your ass is the most ignorant thing ever posted on this board. I really want to know why your mom yells out your name when I manually fuck her pussy with a dog turd. Please enlighten me all knowing and massive Your average cock gobbler.
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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2012, 06:26:15 PM »
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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2012, 02:41:18 AM »
wtf.  :D
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Re: I pushed a car out of the ditch
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2012, 10:48:59 AM »
Looks like someone got a picture of you in action and posted it online.




I assume this is the girlfriend?

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