$80? But is it worth it? My minds telling me no, but my mind says yes.
Girlfriend not wife! But I think it would be worth it just to admire it's beauty.
Showing women that one doesn't necessarily need a gym to do a glute workout.
Would internally combust with a hot wad from my one eyed custard chucker.
My guess would be that she loves herself far greater than any man ever could.