Need resume advice

[MikMaq]

Getbiggers help me get a job in higher finance.


Good shit you would mention about yourself in resume.


I'm assuming these are universal

1) familar with spending massive sums of money.
2) working in an environment where one is by far the biggest fella.
3) Capable of locating the filthy whore in the office, informing them they are whore and bedding them.
4) owning fellas just for the hell of it.
5) Knowledgeable on most high end cars.

[the trainer]

Getbiggers help me get a job in higher finance.


Good shit you would mention about yourself in resume.


I'm assuming these are universal

1) familar with spending massive sums of money.
2) working in an environment where one is by far the biggest fella.
3) Capable of locating the filthy whore in the office, informing them they are whore and bedding them.
4) owning fellas just for the hell of it.
5) Knowledgeable on most high end cars.

This would be a fitting resume for a guy like yourself.

[Teutonic Knight]

Be pro body bear (like midget L.P.) or marry rich whore (as Anal would say) ...........

 

[D-Cord]

If you are ever serious about assitance with a resume and/or CV , there is help available ...

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-resume/gold-coast/c18449l3006035

[denarii]

100% sales. you dont want to be that guy with a clip board (skorp)

[MikMaq]

If you are ever serious about assitance with a resume and/or CV , there is help available ...

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-resume/gold-coast/c18449l3006035

I want one line bits,

Unique shit, that I can steal and pretend is mine.

I.e. Your best line on your resume.

[D-Cord]

I want one line bits,

Unique shit, that I can steal and pretend is mine.

I.e. Your best line on your resume.

Speak on initiatives you have spearheaded.

[Nirvana]

I want one line bits,

Unique shit, that I can steal and pretend is mine.

I.e. Your best line on your resume.

300lbs with abs.

[Mike]

This would be a fitting resume for a guy like yourself.

This is clever and cheeky but the spelling/punctuation/grammar errors will be a deal killer for me!

Whenever I look at resumes I look at the small stuff; attention to detail is a very important attribute to have IMHO

[catracho]

I would focus on your ESP abilities! 

[titusisback]

Make sure to say you're a getbigger - but don't include your post count

[catracho]

Make sure to say you're a getbigger - but don't include your post count

Better yet, Tell them you're a Mod, that's sure to get you to the from of the line!!