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Saw the biggest Crossfit retard ever
« on: January 15, 2014, 06:57:41 AM »
There is a Crossfit bootcamp that I drive by when I go to work and I always see these retards walking down the street holding dumbbells.  yesterday I saw the biggest retard of all.  Some guy had a full barbell with 1 plate each side on his shoulders like you would when you squat while trying to walk.  at a certain point he started to twist and his body twisted and collapsed under the weight bringing the barbell crashing down on the sidewalk and rolling into the street.  He couldn't get up and another fool behind him had to run into the street to stop it.  I was trying my hardest to get my phone out of my pocket to record it but didn't get it in time.

This shit just needs to stop before someone dies from the stupidity.

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Re: Saw the biggest Crossfit retard ever
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2014, 07:00:49 AM »
There is a Crossfit bootcamp that I drive by when I go to work and I always see these retards walking down the street holding dumbbells.  yesterday I saw the biggest retard of all.  Some guy had a full barbell with 1 plate each side on his shoulders like you would when you squat while trying to walk.  at a certain point he started to twist and his body twisted and collapsed under the weight bringing the barbell crashing down on the sidewalk and rolling into the street.  He couldn't get up and another fool behind him had to run into the street to stop it.  I was trying my hardest to get my phone out of my pocket to record it but didn't get it in time.

This shit just needs to stop before someone dies from the stupidity.

LOL epic visual.

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Re: Saw the biggest Crossfit retard ever
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2014, 07:03:25 AM »
There is a Crossfit bootcamp that I drive by when I go to work and I always see these retards walking down the street holding dumbbells.  yesterday I saw the biggest retard of all.  Some guy had a full barbell with 1 plate each side on his shoulders like you would when you squat while trying to walk.  at a certain point he started to twist and his body twisted and collapsed under the weight bringing the barbell crashing down on the sidewalk and rolling into the street.  He couldn't get up and another fool behind him had to run into the street to stop it.  I was trying my hardest to get my phone out of my pocket to record it but didn't get it in time.

This shit just needs to stop before someone dies from the stupidity.



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Re: Saw the biggest Crossfit retard ever
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2014, 07:08:51 AM »
Maybe he was doing the famous "Inman Mile"

Ha, every few years, that breaks a person -

USAWA Rules for the Inman Mile

The lifter will take a bar onto the shoulders with a weight equal to 150 per cent of the lifter’s bodyweight. The lifter will then carry this weight a distance of one mile. Gait is optional.  Stopping to rest is allowed, but neither the lifter nor the weight may be supported in any manner.  The bar must not be touched by any assistants once the mile has begun or it will be a disqualification. The bar must stay on the back the entire mile. The lifter may be handed refreshments during the mile. Records will be kept for time.