Just ate 16 almonds, now what?

[Lobstah]

I heard celery is some serious shit.

I recommend fat people to eat only celery and carrots and shit.

Especially shit.  because it would be like gorging yourself on s'mores made with laxative chocolates

[the trainer]

I heard celery is some serious shit.

I recommend fat people to eat only celery and carrots and shit.

If you are into that kind of food then try my gorilla diet it will get you strong and muscular.

[Var City]

I heard celery is some serious shit.

I recommend fat people to eat only celery and carrots and shit.

only 14 celerys though.

that is the first lesson my father ever taught me as a boy.

as for carrots, 12 carrots is the sweet spot. this was the first lesson my father taught me when i was young

[pellius]

http://www.fatsecret.com/calories-nutrition/usda/almonds?portionid=35301&portionamount=16.000

There are 111 calories in 16 Almonds, with 9.72g of fat, 3,79g of carbs and 4.08g of protein.
 The calorie breakdown: 73% fat, 14% carbs, 13% protein

But the limit should of been 15.

Crap! For the last couple of months I've been on this lightly salted almond binge. I just can't help munching on them throughout the day. I've been going through a one pound bag every 2 to 3 days.

What happens if you exceed 15?

[Var City]

Crap! For the last couple of months I've been on this lightly salted almond binge. I just can't help munching on them throughout the day. I've been going through a one pound bag every 2 to 3 days.

What happens if you exceed 15?

jesus christ Pellius, you exceeded 15?

you better get to the church of scientology IMMEDIATELY i would say you have roughly 3.5 hours to live if you don't

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[pellius]

jesus christ Pellius, you exceeded 15?

you better get to the church of scientology IMMEDIATELY i would say you have roughly 3.5 hours to live if you don't

...

Well, I am starting to lose my will to live. But a pint of ice cream usually helps with that.

[Var City]

Well, I am starting to lose my will to live. But a pint of ice cream usually helps with that.

how many ice cream though?

don't exceed 11! then i don't even know if the good church can fix you!

i'm vicariously losing my will to live now through my empathy for your recent almond overdose

[Thin Lizzy]

I'm starting to believe Adonis has a point about using Ice Cream as a functional food.