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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #51 on: December 18, 2014, 06:34:08 AM »
Try asking Amin Meiwes what human meat (including penis) tastes like. No homo.

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Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on the website The Cannibal Cafe (a blog site for people with cannibal fetishes). Meiwes's post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed".Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, an engineer from Berlin, then answered the advertisement. Many other people responded to the advertisement, but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will. The two made a videotape when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small town of Rotenburg, showcasing Meiwes amputating Brandes's penis and the two men attempting to eat the penis together before Brandes's ultimate demise. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes's penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes's fat but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog.




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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #52 on: December 18, 2014, 07:21:09 AM »
People need to realize that humans need to be consumed within the first few years of birth.  Almost all meat consumed by humans is less than 3 years old.  Pigs, Cows, Sheep.  They are all young.  The meat still tender. Young humans under the age of three have a lighter pink like color, sweeter tasting meat and super tender that requires minimal handling.  As they age and puberty kicks in, the meat becomes very tough and a darker red.  Some of us believe its the hormons that toughen the meat.  But a good delicacy is the ball sack of a young teen as they are full and plump.  Meat between 15-60 years old is just not edible.  Too tough, very gamey and stringy, even if braised for a long time.  After 60 , especially post menopausal women have softer meat, but there is a distinct taste to older meat.  Just borderline spoiled taste, but with some earthy mushrooms and a strong red wine it pairs up well.  the organs if harvested correctly can be quite delicious. 

To summarize.  If eating meat only then stick to humans under the age of three.  For a delicacy such as the scrotum, aim for early teens and for yummy organs try for 20-40, better to find those that don't drink much or take drugs, makes for a more succulent meal.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #53 on: December 18, 2014, 07:47:06 AM »
People need to realize that humans need to be consumed within the first few years of birth.


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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #54 on: December 18, 2014, 07:52:59 AM »
Thanks for that, the last human I cooked was around 40 so that explains the toughness. What you say about young meat makes sense.

People need to realize that humans need to be consumed within the first few years of birth.  Almost all meat consumed by humans is less than 3 years old.  Pigs, Cows, Sheep.  They are all young.  The meat still tender. Young humans under the age of three have a lighter pink like color, sweeter tasting meat and super tender that requires minimal handling.  As they age and puberty kicks in, the meat becomes very tough and a darker red.  Some of us believe its the hormons that toughen the meat.  But a good delicacy is the ball sack of a young teen as they are full and plump.  Meat between 15-60 years old is just not edible.  Too tough, very gamey and stringy, even if braised for a long time.  After 60 , especially post menopausal women have softer meat, but there is a distinct taste to older meat.  Just borderline spoiled taste, but with some earthy mushrooms and a strong red wine it pairs up well.  the organs if harvested correctly can be quite delicious. 

To summarize.  If eating meat only then stick to humans under the age of three.  For a delicacy such as the scrotum, aim for early teens and for yummy organs try for 20-40, better to find those that don't drink much or take drugs, makes for a more succulent meal.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2014, 01:12:11 PM »
I wonder if TA could whip us up a few recipies.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #56 on: December 19, 2014, 06:19:50 AM »
If shizzo dies we can cut open his liver and pour shots for everybody.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #57 on: December 19, 2014, 09:48:59 AM »
If shizzo dies we can cut open his liver and pour shots for everybody.

Probably safer to take shots of Tbombz semen.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #58 on: December 19, 2014, 01:01:45 PM »
Try asking Amin Meiwes what human meat (including penis) tastes like. No homo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

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