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Army of One

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the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« on: January 23, 2015, 03:06:49 AM »
I found this out recently and couldn't believe it, I googled it and it was true.How beta can you get
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2015, 03:12:04 AM »
As with any sceptical scientific claim, where is the source?

Also, there is nothing wrong sitting down while pissing. That way you get some time pondering on why you were born a chauvinistic cisgendered patriarchal bigoted man instead of a gender neutral non-male.
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2015, 03:13:03 AM »
I'm not surprised

I lived in Germany for a number of months in 2010 or so...a guy from the gym I knew, mid 20's pisses sitting down and has done so all his life, he said his mum raised him that way as the only boy in the house with 3 sisters and the mother (father divorced) the women ruled. Toilet seat down and piss sitting down.

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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2015, 03:13:55 AM »
Quote from: FermiDirac on January 23, 2015, 03:12:04 AM
As with any sceptical scientific claim, where is the source?

Also, there is nothing wrong sitting down while pissing.

Submissive cretin reported

Your lack of back-bone sickens me  >:(
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2015, 03:14:29 AM »
liberalism/feminism at work. If women can't pee standing, men have to pee sitting down!





now, lets all trash talk women, GO!
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2015, 03:15:00 AM »
Quote from: FermiDirac on January 23, 2015, 03:12:04 AM
As with any sceptical scientific claim, where is the source?

Also, there is nothing wrong sitting down while pissing. That way you get some time pondering on why you were born a chauvinistic cisgendered patriarchal bigoted man instead of a gender neutral non-male.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/aug/21/unthinkable-having-a-sit-down
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2015, 03:45:21 AM »
If I get up in the middle of the night to piss and don't want to turn on a light, is it acceptable to sit then, or is it a requirement to just aim as best I can to preserve my manhood?
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2015, 03:49:48 AM »
this thread has a potential to bring out new qualities from getbiggers.

I feel (of my self) pretty cool at this point.
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2015, 03:51:15 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 23, 2015, 03:45:21 AM
If I get up in the middle of the night to piss and don't want to turn on a light, is it acceptable to sit then, or is it a requirement to just aim as best I can to preserve my manhood?

Aim until you hear the familiar splash.  ;D
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2015, 04:10:55 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 23, 2015, 03:45:21 AM
If I get up in the middle of the night to piss and don't want to turn on a light, is it acceptable to sit then, or is it a requirement to just aim as best I can to preserve my manhood?
was visiting a friend of mine who lives alone... went for a pee in his Bathroom and saw a plastic Fanta Bottle sitting there with the top nozzle cut further down. I asked what the fuck is that and he said my piss Bottle. Canīt be arsed getting up out of bed at night so i piss in the bottle ;D OK.. he lives alone so does what he wants... 
http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2015, 04:12:11 AM »
why has it have to be one or the other? what about lying down?
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2015, 04:13:46 AM »
Common sense really. Poor a glass a water into a toilet from cock height(bellybutton height for you midgets out there) It's physically impossible not to have splashing, it's gravity not stream control.
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2015, 04:16:54 AM »
Quote from: thegamechanger on January 23, 2015, 04:12:11 AM
why has it have to be one or the other? what about lying down?
Reminds me of one time in Hospital after an OP.. they stuck a tube down my Japs Eye so i could urinate...  was hoping a woman would do it but a male nurse did it... :-X  Ok he wore rubber gloves.. :D
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2015, 04:18:17 AM »
Quote from: Donny on January 23, 2015, 04:16:54 AM
Reminds me of one time in Hospital after an OP.. they stuck a tube down my Japs Eye so i could urinate...  was hoping a woman would do it but a male nurse did it... :-X  Ok he wore rubber gloves.. :D

it's a shame this wasnt recent or you might have filmed it with your phone  :P
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2015, 04:24:35 AM »
Quote from: thegamechanger on January 23, 2015, 04:18:17 AM
it's a shame this wasnt recent or you might have filmed it with your phone  :P
:o  no way...
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2015, 04:52:52 AM »

Pastor Steven L. Anderson Pisseth Against the Wall

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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2015, 04:59:11 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 23, 2015, 03:45:21 AM
If I get up in the middle of the night to piss and don't want to turn on a light, is it acceptable to sit then, or is it a requirement to just aim as best I can to preserve my manhood?

Isn't frequent nightly urination a sign of getting older and Low T?  I think you may be able to visit your doctor for some supplementation.
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2015, 05:03:52 AM »
Quote from: Never1AShow on January 23, 2015, 04:59:11 AM
Isn't frequent nightly urination a sign of getting older and Low T?  I think you may be able to visit your doctor for some supplementation.

As an old man with low-T, I agree with that analysis, doctor.

However, having to take a piss at 2:00AM after having a few drinks isn't the same thing.
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2015, 05:07:34 AM »
Quote from: _aj_ on January 23, 2015, 03:45:21 AM
If I get up in the middle of the night to piss and don't want to turn on a light, is it acceptable to sit then, or is it a requirement to just aim as best I can to preserve my manhood?

That's what the bathroom sink is for...
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2015, 05:16:30 AM »
Quote from: Skorp1o on January 23, 2015, 03:13:03 AM
I'm not surprised

I lived in Germany for a number of months in 2010 or so...a guy from the gym I knew, mid 20's pisses sitting down and has done so all his life, he said his mum raised him that way as the only boy in the house with 3 sisters and the mother (father divorced) the women ruled. Toilet seat down and piss sitting down.



The germans have become weak and feeble, probably haunted by their past.

Thankfully Austrians don't seem to have this problem. Another great Austrian will need to rise up, and lead humanity onto the right path once again. Hopefully he will wait till the wheels have fallen off the US and UK  before he starts, so they don't scupper his plans  :)
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2015, 05:24:31 AM »
Quote from: Automation on January 23, 2015, 05:07:34 AM
That's what the bathroom sink is for...

This kind of advices is why I keep coming back.
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2015, 05:45:45 AM »
Quote from: Lord Chronos on January 23, 2015, 05:16:30 AM
The germans have become weak and feeble, probably haunted by their past.

Thankfully Austrians don't seem to have this problem. Another great Austrian will need to rise up, and lead humanity onto the right path once again. Hopefully he will wait till the wheels have fallen off the US and UK  before he starts, so they don't scupper his plans  :)

please increase your use of gear, particularly diuretics and pain killers, to massive amounts so we can be rid of you as soon as possible. if you really want to make this a better world you would feel the obligation to off yourself ASAP.

thank you in advance for your cooperation.
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2015, 06:17:34 AM »
Do you hold your piss in while you are shitting? Cause I'd say ALL men everywhere piss while sitting down... While taking a dump.
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Re: the majority of men in Germany piss sitting down
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2015, 06:18:44 AM »
Quote from: Thick Nick on January 23, 2015, 06:17:34 AM
Do you hold your piss in while you are shitting? Cause I'd say ALL men everywhere piss while sitting down... While taking a dump.

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