Street Fighting Tips

[The Ugly]

I attract intelligent Women. On Saturday she is Cooking dinner for me. what will you be eating my social Parasite Friend? A tin of Baked Beans?

You piece together illiterate used underwear pleas on Facebook, guy. NO ONE ANYWHERE finds creepy attractive, especially when it's packaged in old, ugly, and stupid.

Who you trying to convince here, dude, honestly?

[Donny]

You piece together illiterate used underwear pleas on Facebook, guy. NO ONE ANYWHERE finds creepy attractive, especially when it's packaged in old, ugly, and stupid.

Who you trying to convince here, dude, honestly?

when your Balls drop then we will talk.

[Donny]

sorry brah Donny fighting systems beats guns

never fight aiki master

500lB Bench Bro...set up the video

[Donny]

Guess opposites do attract if donny attracts intelligent women.

 Must be donnys mental health care giver. You know, the nurse that checks in on him so he doesn't keep jerking off and shitting his diapers at the same time. All the while smelling dirty soiled panty's in his free hand.

We should all pity this poor  emotional cripple.

The most Boring poster on getbig. ZZzzzzzz

[Donny]

Do you believe that anyone believes you?

who gives a fuck...

[_aj_]

At around 5:50 did I hear right when he says that if you grab the slide and push on the barrel it will prevent the gun from firing? Impeding the slide will prevent the gun from cycling but I'm a assuming if a cartridge is chambered and the hammer falls it will ignite the primer and fire the bullet. 

You don't need the slide to cycle for a gun to fire.

That is correct, if you push the slide back, the barrel will fall out of battery and the weapon will not fire.

[bigmc]

That is correct, if you push the slide back, the barrel will fall out of battery and the weapon will not fire.

so what I do is if someone is pointing a gun at me

I dismantle it with my aiki mystic skills

and everything will be ok

that's a relief 

[Donny]

so what I do is if someone is pointing a gun at me

I dismantle it with my aiki mystic skills

and everything will be ok

that's a relief 

think about me today.

[DroppingPlates]

who gives a fuck...

That's another way of saying that nobody is taking your claims serious, so why even bother?

[Donny]

That's another way of saying that nobody is taking your claims serious, so why even bother?

I'm not...you are

[bigmc]

That's another way of saying that nobody is taking your claims serious, so why even bother?

just laugh at him

he is too retarded to realise he is the punching bag on here

most of his stuff is comedy gold

especially when he is drunk

talk about being totally unaware of how pathetic you are 

[Donny]

just laugh at him

he is too retarded to realise he is the punching bag on here

most of his stuff is comedy gold

especially when he is drunk

talk about being totally unaware of how pathetic you are 

you are really easy to wind up. In a fight you would just explode and would be easy picking. You talk big about being a big hard man who runs all the Doormen in Yorkshire England. You claim to bench 500LBs and start a thread about it... the list goes on. Now stop embarrassing yourself.

[DroppingPlates]

just laugh at him

he is too retarded to realise he is the punching bag on here

most of his stuff is comedy gold

especially when he is drunk

talk about being totally unaware of how pathetic you are 

It's the good person in me that tries to make him aware of things, but yeah, I guess his mental retardation state is too serious to even bother...

[Donny]

It's the good person in me that tries to make him aware of things, but yeah, I guess his mental retardation state is too serious to even bother...

well please donīt go running to Ron.

[DroppingPlates]

well please donīt go running to Ron.

LOL, you're still whining about this. Did you ran out of tissues or did you shit in your diaper?

[bigmc]

LOL, you're still whining about this. Did you ran out of tissues or did you shit in your diaper?

ironic thing is he complains to the mods more than anyone on here

he is very angry about the internetz

look at his thread in the complaints section about chaos

its hilarious, literally whining to ron about people picking on him

[Europe]

[pellius]

That is correct, if you push the slide back, the barrel will fall out of battery and the weapon will not fire.

Still wouldn't try it in real life.

[The Ugly]

when your Balls drop then we will talk.

Ah, that subtle, dry, British wit, thinking man's humor. Obviously what attracts the smart birds.

[Donny]

Ah, that subtle, dry, British wit, thinking man's humor. Obviously what attracts the smart birds.

well when i communicate with low life's like yourself and a few other Dead Heads on here i have to use a language you understand.. 

[NelsonMuntz]

liar

this is what is cooking dinner for him

1:20

[The Ugly]

well when i communicate with low life's like yourself and a few other Dead Heads on here i have to use a language you understand..  

"Lives" plural, no apostrophe, but probably just dumbing it down for us simpletons again.