Had To Fight A Drunk At Aldi this morning: Defund the police my ass

[AbrahamG]

Was this drunken bum perhaps carrying a quarter pounder with cheese?   

Vincenzo Goodrum vs Pellius:  Cheeseburger Royale

Could increase PPV sales if they line it up on the Mayweather v Paul fiasco undercard.   

[chaos]

Went to ALDI and some drunk was yelling at people which I didnt care much about until he pushed some Mexican lady and her kids.  Had to step in and tell him to cut it out when he said he wanted to fight.  Since Vissy wasnt around to hold me back , I said to get with it and put work in.  Just threw some kicks and ran off.  Right before the cops came he took a whole hug of milk and threw it all over everyone.  Had to take another shower


Defund the police my ass....😡

Did the cops show up

[Agnostic007]

Went to ALDI and some drunk was yelling at people which I didnt care much about until he pushed some Mexican lady and her kids.  Had to step in and tell him to cut it out when he said he wanted to fight.  Since Vissy wasnt around to hold me back , I said to get with it and put work in.  Just threw some kicks and ran off.  Right before the cops came he took a whole hug of milk and threw it all over everyone.  Had to take another shower


Defund the police my ass....😡

You said a fight... but no mention of anything but him throwing some kicks and running off. Did you get any strikes in? Just trying to figure out the "fight" aspect. Maybe "I had to confront a drunk at Aldi" might be more accurate?

[Fortress]

... That's what real men do

Real men don’t gargle ball batter and muck about in mens’s assholes.

[wes]

Vincenzo Goodrum vs Pellius:  Cheeseburger Royale

Could increase PPV sales if they line it up on the Mayweather v Paul fiasco undercard.   

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Did the cops show up

Yep...he got arrested. 

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

You said a fight... but no mention of anything but him throwing some kicks and running off. Did you get any strikes in? Just trying to figure out the "fight" aspect. Maybe "I had to confront a drunk at Aldi" might be more accurate?

I hit him but only to him away from attacking anyone else.  More likely to charge me than him...that's the way this society works

[Agnostic007]

Yep...he got arrested.

Pic?

[robcguns]

Was he a colored? Hillbilly? Mexican? Was any dong hung?

Hahaha was any dong hung.

Any quarter pounders?

[AbrahamG]

Hahaha was any dong hung.

Any quarter pounders?

Between the shit I post here and the fucked up texts that I both send and receive, it's a good thing I'm not a public figure or that I don't have political aspirations.  LOL.

[Mothballs]

Is this the second or third fake Jussie Smollett Goodrum story so far this year?

[AbrahamG]

Is this the second or third fake Jussie Smollett Goodrum story so far this year?

VVV is a pretty big deal around here.  Tread lightly.

[Walter Sobchak]

Is this the second or third fake Jussie Smollett Goodrum story so far this year?

Third one this week...

Goodrum is going for XFactor’s total bullshit record.

[Primemuscle]

Went to ALDI and some drunk was yelling at people which I didnt care much about until he pushed some Mexican lady and her kids.  Had to step in and tell him to cut it out when he said he wanted to fight.  Since Vissy wasnt around to hold me back , I said to get with it and put work in.  Just threw some kicks and ran off.  Right before the cops came he took a whole hug of milk and threw it all over everyone.  Had to take another shower


Defund the police my ass....😡

Yup. Defunding the police is a very bad idea.

Where's Vissy when you need him, huh? Didn't know you were so volatile that you needed holding back...impressive. I've heard that a milk bath is actually good for your skin. Didn't Cleopatra take milk baths? Well, at least it was that jerk who paid for the milk he wasted.   

[Primemuscle]

You sure wind up getting covered with fluids at the courtesy of another man when you have this little conflicts.  You sure this was milk?

Funny where your mind goes.