Goodmorrow,
I've noticed many men pine for the woman with the "bigger butt" or rounder behind. Here is what we know about these types of women:
1. They usually talk ghetto
2. They have a hard time "cleaning up" around there.
3. They carry a high percentage of fat.
4. They usually have a ghetto attitude.
5. They take more than 2 bowel movements per day.
6. They prefer softer toilet tissue and use plenty but it still doesn't help.
7. They take showers that last less than 2 minutes.
8. They are hairy.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!