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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5900 on: July 31, 2025, 01:54:37 AM »
Re: danimal77 has a tiny shriveled dick ➖➖➖➖ (but is willing to “peel”)

What did danimal77 do to 'Royalty'?  ???

So the story goes, Roy and Dan were once besties. Hitting the weights,  in a friendly rivalry, then hitting the town looking for action. Always trying to "out do" each other.

Finally one day, much to their own surprise, they caught the curious looks of a couple homely young gals. This interest prompted a bit of one-up-manship from Roy. Trying to impress, he did his best imitation of Mike mentzer hitting a most muscular on muscle rock. As visions of mentzer & glory danced through his mind, royalty gave one final squeeze, trying to bring out every vein, every striation and best danimal once and for all. But that last bit of strain was more than roy could bare and a steaming, bile-like, stream of orange roughy burst forth from roy's trembling bowels and just like that his dreams of getting laid  faded faster than mentzer after the 1980 Olympia.

Danimal, in an act of self preservation, pretended like he didn't know roy and distanced himself from the ensuing stench. Danimal said out loud what everyone was thinking "Holy hell, what's that fucking smell?" and pointed at the sludge pooling at Royalty's feet. Danimal quickly spirited away the two homely young lasses, shielding them from the disgusting sight that had unfolded.

From that point on things were never the same between the two. Danimal was no longer a virgin while Roy became obsessed with mike mentzer and viewed danimal as the cause of the reck his life had become, in much the same way Mike came to view Arnold and the 80 Olympia.

Yep. Roy is somewhere right now with a warm cup of piss in his hand brooding over Danimals betrayal , replaying the day over and over in his head , thinking he may have been able to save face if only he had charged at danimal, waving his finger in his face like his hero did to Arnold in Sydney.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5901 on: July 31, 2025, 08:25:16 AM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5902 on: August 02, 2025, 11:06:47 PM »
Re: Chatting up a 19 year old Russian on the gram

another prostitute

https://www.eurogirlsescort.es/escorts/rusia/?profile-paginator-page=4




anything he posts now we can just take for granted its a prostitute from a random website

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5904 on: August 04, 2025, 08:10:46 AM »
^^^  :D Yeah, better to just represent yourself.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5905 on: August 04, 2025, 08:54:48 AM »
^^^  :D Yeah, better to just represent yourself.
anyone who represents themsef has a fool for a lawyer

Anyone who hires Brian has a lawyer who is a fool.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5906 on: August 04, 2025, 08:58:17 AM »
anyone who represents themsef has a fool for a lawyer

Anyone who hires Brian has a lawyer who is a fool.
:D Yep.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5907 on: August 06, 2025, 09:20:42 AM »
"Am 'bout 30. Me phone and mama said so. I be lonewolf, y'know...So, you am want do anal after school, yes? Vagina am gross thing, but yummy if got nylon on top!!!"




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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5910 on: August 10, 2025, 07:26:36 AM »
Re: Hey guys, real talk: I need a favor

I want to get verified on X (Twitter) to actually get seen and not be ghosted, but here’s the deal—I don’t have a bank account or PayPal, so I can’t pay the $6 verification fee myself. My mom won’t cover it either.

So, I’m throwing this out there: would anyone be willing to buy me tha blue verification check? It's just six bucks. I’m not expecting a miracle or a fortune—just trying to get a leg up.

If you wanna help a dude out, hit me up. And if you roast me for this, I’m ready for it

ask your mum you fucking pedo kunt

Lmao, panhandling on a message board. Dude you are low.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5912 on: August 11, 2025, 09:27:51 PM »
Re: OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD SUCCESSSSSSSSSSSS

This is Getbig's very own Gettysburg battle site and should be preserved as a heritage site



Battle reenactments could unfold with full regalia. Clegg charging in his tattered boxers on one side, facing off against Hanky strutting boldly in his wife’s thong on the other.

don’t forget his gay side piece Patrick, who could be staring in through the window complimenting bhank on his non shredded glutes during the battles.

Most of those furnishings look like stuff left out by the curb on bulk trash days