fat guy (of peace) new ufc champ

[Gym-Rat]

[IroNat]

He kick most people's azzes...except Bhanky of course.

[Humble Narcissist]

I would not like facing him in the cage.

[Palumboism]

I've watched this guys videos in the past.  Crazy strength and muscle mass.

704 lbs for 5 reps on the squat.

[joswift]

I've watched this guys videos in the past.  Crazy strength and muscle mass.

704 lbs for 5 reps on the squat.

he just rested his gut on his upper thighs FFS

[Fortress]

What unseen foe is he fighting against? What spectre lurks deep within the corridors of his mind?

Was his wang wanked by his uncle while a mere young wanker?

Did the softball coach slip a Popsicle stick into his rectal cannon in the changeroom?

He’s an angry man battling demons.

Plus, his bathroom must smell a stench.

[a_pupil]

Him vs eddie hall with mma rules should be next

[Palumboism]

What unseen foe is he fighting against? What spectre lurks deep within the corridors of his mind?

Was his wang wanked by his uncle while a mere young wanker?

Did the softball coach slip a Popsicle stick into his rectal cannon in the changeroom?

He’s an angry man battling demons.

Plus, his bathroom must smell a stench.

Sounds like Fortress knows the power of patriarchy.

[Henda]

Sounds like Fortress knows the power of patriarchy.

Hahaha what the fuck was that? Stupid fucking fat cunt was just bouncing the bar on top his massive gut 

[karasan]

Fatfck is freakishly strong but lacks common sense and tenor voice.
He was an Olympic lifter and a martial artist, but injuries got the best of him.

[bhank]

He kick most people's azzes...except Bhanky of course.

I wouldn't stand directly in front of him and try and play rock em sock em robot with him. I don't think he is going to circle and move well. He would be exhausted after 30 seconds of lateral movement.  Once off his feet he would be rather helpless. But yes absolutely if you stand directly in front of him and try to exchange punches he will knock you silly. Dance around for a minute and let him get winded then he will be a lot less dangerous. He isn't going to have great balance and will have an issue getting back up but yeah you need to take him off his feet that would be the key some kind of trip or even just a step side push as he charges forward trying to tie up and push you against the fence he will be off balance after missing a haymaker or kick and chasing you around getting frustrated reaching and overextending with his punches as he gets tired. But yeah no way in hell the guy can fight more than a minute. Just dance around he will be exhausted and helpless before the round is over

[Palumboism]

Power punches. 

[bhank]

Power punches. 

Is he punching someone in the balls? I mean seriously how low are his punches