(Since the World Cup final was just on and I just read a GBer say that Maradona was the GOAT, I thought I'd make this thread)
The best soccer player of all time =I know most of you here hate soccer and it's boring af 99% of the time.. but just watch a video or two above of this master of his craft in action and you might just
cum change your mind about soccer.
The man was just so chill and skillful. Toyed with everyone like Jordan would've, playing against kids in basketball.
Maradona was quicker, faster, more aggressive.. but it just didn't matter. He'd end up falling on the grass 95% of the time he had the ball. Zidane stayed on his feet and would pass defenders with his skill alone. Could do it blindfolded while walking.
Maradona was just as skillful as Zidane, but he didn't have the brains to put those amazing skills to good use when it mattered (- during games). He was just a coked-up midget charging to the goals as fast as he could. Period.
Messi is similar to Maradona. Great goal scorer but other than that, he's never impressed me, never done anything during a game that an average amateur soccer player can't do.
Ronaldinho: Zidane made him his bitch whenever they played against each other and also said that Zidane was his hardest opponent.
C.Ronaldo.. just a fucking clown/joke. Quick little faggy steps/strides with the ball, defender taps the ball, it goes out for a throw in. Repeat all game/career. The end.
The biggest sickkunt in soccer history =A Getbiggers Getbigger. Once flying kicked a spectator in the crowd. Just think how
ballsy that is. He could've been jumped by 1,000+ fans of his opponents team.
When reporters questioned him about it and his sentencing in a press conference, he replied with "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea." then walked off. Minds were blown. For years.
When asked if he regretted doing it (he was banned for 9 months), he said he regrets not kicking the guy harder.
Great player too with huge power in his legs/shots and also an amazing soft accurate Zidane-like touch.
Check out 1:30 to 1:51
sick
kunt
