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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2024, 10:52:24 AM »
"he looks like he doesnt wrestle, likely has no takedown defense, has youth on his side but yeah, if I get hold of him its all over"

"I would fight him on the 29th Feb as long as it landed on a Sunday and was under strict greco roman wrestling rules and he had his hands in his pockets and my wife is allowed to call it off if her astigmatism plays up"

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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2024, 10:59:28 AM »
"he looks like he doesnt wrestle, likely has no takedown defense, has youth on his side but yeah, if I get hold of him its all over"

"I would fight him on the 29th Feb as long as it landed on a Sunday and was under strict greco roman wrestling rules and he had his hands in his pockets and my wife is allowed to call it off if her astigmatism plays up"

Sounds reasonable, let's get this show on the road.

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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2024, 11:08:28 AM »
"he looks like he doesnt wrestle, likely has no takedown defense, has youth on his side but yeah, if I get hold of him its all over"

"I would fight him on the 29th Feb as long as it landed on a Sunday and was under strict greco roman wrestling rules and he had his hands in his pockets and my wife is allowed to call it off if her astigmatism plays up"

Also He must stand on 1 foot - Play the Trombone while blowing a bugle
& Cops must be in attendance ring side.

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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2024, 02:52:51 PM »
Set It Up

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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2024, 03:51:11 PM »
Cut the crap. Bhanks couldn't beat the better female MMA fighters. I'm dead serious. It's pretty obvious from the Clegg fight. All Hanky has is takedowns. He can't do anything after the takedown. A good fighter would just stand back up. Hank then gasses and gets knocked out.


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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2024, 01:21:57 AM »
Is he #1Gymrat?

Me and this #1 feller are going to do battle, to find out who the #1 gym rat really is!!   :D

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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2024, 08:38:56 AM »
Cut the crap. Bhanks couldn't beat the better female MMA fighters. I'm dead serious. It's pretty obvious from the Clegg fight. All Hanky has is takedowns. He can't do anything after the takedown. A good fighter would just stand back up. Hank then gasses and gets knocked out.



Brian has never been in a proper fight. You can see this by his nonsense like 'I've never been hurt' and his belief that all he has to do is wrestle them and they are beat. He' never faced live opponents other than MMA when he was doped and they all beat him. Add his spastic legs and a leg kick would render him unable to move. A genuinely easy fight as he would just amble round like a fat punchbag waiting to get hit.
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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2024, 09:19:45 AM »
Me and this #1 feller are going to do battle, to find out who the #1 gym rat really is!!   :D

Based on his posts, I don't think you have much to worry about.
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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2024, 09:35:44 AM »
Looking at that video at 6'4 230 in fight shape is a fucking machine.

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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2024, 05:35:13 PM »
You'd fuck him up yeh.?? ;)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8pmvdM7kSzA&pp=ygUNamFtZXMgc3RhYmxlcg%3D%3D

First mistake that clown makes and Bhanks shoots and takes him down.  With ease.  Rag-dolling commences. 

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Re: Hey Bhanks this guy posts here
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2024, 06:47:25 PM »
Also He must stand on 1 foot - Play the Trombone while blowing a bugle
& Cops must be in attendance ring side.

Double LOL.

Did you see his stupid attempt at preemptively weaseling his way out of a deadlift challenge?  He set the bar -- no pun intended, either for lifting OR his upcoming career as nothing an attorney -- so high that he knows he won't have to back up his shit claims.

"I'll post proof if six other people do the same, on video."

He'll eventually go on to say that if these other six* don't materialize, we were pussies unwilling to challenge him, etc.

*Classic Bifurcation/False Dichotomy Fallacy, all ready to go!

P.S. -- Where does this crap about Chaos not being able to bench 275 come from?

That needs to be put down, alongside Bwanks altogether for that matter.  He's universally despised and contributes nothing to the board.