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Do you (secretly) hate your wife?

Yes
2 (10%)
No
14 (70%)
Hate is a strong word but definitely not a clear-cut "No"
4 (20%)

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Krankenstein

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #75 on: December 12, 2025, 12:08:32 PM »
me a bitch?

I have never known anyone to throw his toys out the pram because someone questions you like you do..

Straight away into an insult, no wonder you didnt get on with Brian.. you are almost as ego driven as he is

Yes, a whiney bitch.  What part of that is difficult for you to understand?

I have no issue with being questioned.   I can back things up that I know.  Care to go back to your retarded elastic band debate?

Please show me my ego....make sure you take your Midol first though.

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #76 on: December 12, 2025, 12:53:03 PM »
Number 4 for sure. She goes around with the same soft cloth, and wipes down the wooden furniture when cleaning. That's how you scratch it. You're supposed to lift the dust off with clean microfiber towels that you fold over in quarters. After every lift you fold it over to get a clean surface to pull off the dust. You can use one towel about 8 times. Then you use another clean microfiber towel and continue. You don't wipe a dusty surface - it will scratch over time.

Another thing my wife does is pull a cord out of the wall by pulling on it. She'll do that with the vacuum, USB charging cables, etc. I told her she's damaging the heads. Over time the wires start to get loose. You're supposed to put your fingers on the head of the plugs and pull them out from there.

My wife is not bad with the walls and I have also collected stuff so I can't blame her for that.

I did some electrical work in the basement and removed a wood ceiling panel section to get access to a shaft. The wood panel sat in the basement for a few years. I went out of town for about a week. When I came back, I discovered that she threw that out on garbage day. WTF! I planned to put it back up but was a bit lazy. Now I'll have to recreate that panel.

I know of a guy who saved all the paint lids of all the rooms in the house in the garage. That way he had the color codes in case he had to touch up the rooms. Well, his wife decided to do some spring cleaning and threw all the lids out - lmao! He was apparently bitching for a while about that. She also once hosed the walls down in the garage and got some of his tools wet.

Re panel for years, are you from the West Indies?  :D

Re codes, I wrote down the codes for the three paints used for my new (2005) home office.  Had some water damage to the ceiling last year, so I brought the codes to HD to get a couple of pints of paint.  Ceiling paint was perfect, but the Phukkers changed the wall color - slightly but enough that I don't look up when I enter my office.  Phukkers.  >:(

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #77 on: December 12, 2025, 12:58:53 PM »
The size of my wife's enormous tits - they're like giant magnets to me & I'm forever Having
Squeeze/ fondle them & Tweak her nipples 👌🏻

🤷🏻‍♂️ 😊  👍🏻

This big?  :D


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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #78 on: December 12, 2025, 12:59:56 PM »
Watching Joswift and Krankenstein go at it is the Getbig version of watching your parents argue in the kitchen.

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #79 on: December 12, 2025, 01:33:37 PM »
Watching Joswift and Krankenstein go at it is the Getbig version of watching your parents argue in the kitchen.

Yes, I was saddened.

You summed it up well.
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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #80 on: December 12, 2025, 02:16:40 PM »
Yes, a whiney bitch.  What part of that is difficult for you to understand?

I have no issue with being questioned.   I can back things up that I know.  Care to go back to your retarded elastic band debate?

Please show me my ego....make sure you take your Midol first though.
the fact you remember every single slight or challenge to your opinion is so telling of your fragile character

Do you keep a type written list of all your exchanges?

Fucks sake I couldnt care less about anything we discuss on here, its forgotten 5 minutes after I log off

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #81 on: December 12, 2025, 03:40:37 PM »
the fact you remember every single slight or challenge to your opinion is so telling of your fragile character

Do you keep a type written list of all your exchanges?

Fucks sake I couldnt care less about anything we discuss on here, its forgotten 5 minutes after I log off

HA HA  fragile character?  Try it stands out because you sounded incredibly ridiculous and others felt the same. 

No, my memory allows me to recall quite a bit.  That is the point of a memory Joe in case you didn't know. 

Run along now before you have a hot flash




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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #82 on: December 12, 2025, 04:07:34 PM »
Watching Joswift and Krankenstein go at it is the Getbig version of watching your parents argue in the kitchen.

Sorry, your mom is going through what is called "change of life".....that's why she's been so moody lately

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #83 on: Today at 09:19:59 AM »
HA HA  fragile character?  Try it stands out because you sounded incredibly ridiculous and others felt the same. 

No, my memory allows me to recall quite a bit.  That is the point of a memory Joe in case you didn't know. 

Run along now before you have a hot flash
its a hot flush

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #84 on: Today at 11:31:16 AM »
I still love you both!

Can you pay for my therapy bills?

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #85 on: Today at 01:35:01 PM »
its a hot flush

Sure, for those in the UK that would be the term. Here in the US its FLASH

Good news for you though is you can still use flush and Midol's effects don't require a Passport

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #86 on: Today at 01:36:49 PM »
I still love you both!

Can you pay for my therapy bills?

I will only get you on every other weekend, you'll have to deal with your Mom's moodiness every other day besides that.

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #87 on: Today at 01:45:04 PM »
Sure, for those in the UK that would be the term. Here in the US its FLASH

Good news for you though is you can still use flush and Midol's effects don't require a Passport
hahaha I knew you would bite at that...

Fucks sake you just HAVE to be right dont you?

Its not that serious FFS leave your ego at the door for one fucking night.

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Re: What do you hate most about your wife?
« Reply #88 on: Today at 01:56:06 PM »
I will only get you on every other weekend, you'll have to deal with your Mom's moodiness every other day besides that.

Well fucccckkkkkk