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Hugo Chavez

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I must confess
« on: April 17, 2006, 02:43:38 AM »
Hey guys, I have a confession. I am cooking and eating a ton of meat everyday. I'm leaner, my muscles have a weird hardness and shape they've never had, and I'm aggressive as hell in the gym and everywhere else.  Is this normal or am I experiencing a God like hormoron surge forcing me to walk around with ILS and rip sleeve t-shirts? ;D
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2006, 03:24:22 AM »
could be the low carb diet.... :o
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2006, 03:57:01 AM »
I'm such a stud!!! 
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2006, 04:15:14 AM »
Quote from: Berserker on April 17, 2006, 02:43:38 AM
Hey guys, I have a confession. I am cooking and eating a ton of meat everyday. I'm leaner, my muscles have a weird hardness and shape they've never had, and I'm aggressive as hell in the gym and everywhere else.  Is this normal or am I experiencing a God like hormoron surge forcing me to walk around with ILS and rip sleeve t-shirts? ;D
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2006, 05:43:12 AM »
hahaahahahahahaahahahaha hahhhaaahhahhaha
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2006, 08:15:39 AM »
it must be god
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2006, 11:45:17 AM »
Quote from: Berserker on April 17, 2006, 02:43:38 AM
Hey guys, I have a confession. I am cooking and eating a ton of meat everyday. I'm leaner, my muscles have a weird hardness and shape they've never had, and I'm aggressive as hell in the gym and everywhere else.  Is this normal or am I experiencing a God like hormoron surge forcing me to walk around with ILS and rip sleeve t-shirts? ;D

I guess as long as your not cooking your own meat you'll be just fine.  On the issue of ILS and ripped sleeves I suggest you wear a wife beater instead as it will flatter your massive frame to a much greater degree, i.e.:

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Re: I must confess
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2006, 03:44:01 PM »
Quote from: Berserker on April 17, 2006, 02:43:38 AM
Hey guys, I have a confession. I am cooking and eating a ton of meat everyday. I'm leaner, my muscles have a weird hardness and shape they've never had, and I'm aggressive as hell in the gym and everywhere else.  Is this normal or am I experiencing a God like hormoron surge forcing me to walk around with ILS and rip sleeve t-shirts? ;D
  how many carbs are u getting in
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2006, 07:23:41 PM »
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2006, 09:37:54 PM »
Quote from: Berserker on April 17, 2006, 02:43:38 AM
Hey guys, I have a confession. I am cooking and eating a ton of meat everyday. I'm leaner, my muscles have a weird hardness and shape they've never had, and I'm aggressive as hell in the gym and everywhere else.  Is this normal or am I experiencing a God like hormoron surge forcing me to walk around with ILS and rip sleeve t-shirts? ;D

Just an FYI hun - nothing is more of a turn off than someone walking around with ILS - even if you're deserve to - you still look like a moron  ;D
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2006, 04:35:36 AM »
ILS??
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2006, 07:00:42 AM »
yer what the hell is ILS
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2006, 01:36:38 PM »
Mike Mettrazzo said He used to eat 5 lbs. of meat a day, pre contest.  He had triple by-pass last year.
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2006, 02:42:29 PM »

 ILS means 'Imaginary Lat Syndrome'. You usually see teenagers infected with this after a workout or after their first serving of cell-tech and nitro-tech.

 It can be transmitted by dillusional men as well. You can tell when someone is sickened by it...they walk around like they are so swollen and gigantic their arms stick out 4 feet from their sides and usually hold their breath until they turn purple and pretend like its such a burden to be so galactically enormous they have a mean looking agressive sour-puss on their face and pretend like they are in chronic pain.

 You can usually see them at corporate chain gyms on Monday nights...around 6:30pm-9pm. Some have tribal tattoos going around their arm.
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2006, 05:18:15 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on May 23, 2006, 02:42:29 PM
ILS means 'Imaginary Lat Syndrome'. You usually see teenagers infected with this after a workout or after their first serving of cell-tech and nitro-tech.

 It can be transmitted by dillusional men as well. You can tell when someone is sickened by it...they walk around like they are so swollen and gigantic their arms stick out 4 feet from their sides and usually hold their breath until they turn purple and pretend like its such a burden to be so galactically enormous they have a mean looking agressive sour-puss on their face and pretend like they are in chronic pain.

 You can usually see them at corporate chain gyms on Monday nights...around 6:30pm-9pm. Some have tribal tattoos going around their arm.
don't forget the ever present gold chain, dry sweat-free towel and un-used water bottle
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2006, 10:06:53 PM »
and a headband
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Re: I must confess
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2006, 10:59:11 AM »
And nothing cracks me up more than a 140lb guy wearing a weight belt, strutting around the gym.
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