Author Topic: Flex Wheeler: "Chris Cook has retired from BBing and is going into UFC fighting (Read 7770 times)

Adam Empire · « **Reply #25 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:44:17 PM »

Quote from: Tre on October 11, 2006, 10:26:18 PM

UFC = television

Maybe the guy really wants to be on TV.

What, Malcom in the Middle doesn't want him back?

djohnsen · « **Reply #26 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:12:36 AM »

... and has started training with Ninjas

Bluto · « **Reply #27 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:22:34 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on October 11, 2006, 08:19:19 PM

If this is true, Chris might be in for a rude awekening. He bleaches his hear, plucks his eyebrows, curls his eyelashes, wears eyeliner, earing, probably lipstick.... I just hope that he doesn't get too badly damaged. Poor guy.

he'll fight under special rules - no hitting to the face allowed

ReEvolution · « **Reply #28 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:33:35 AM »

WTF is he thinking? if he has no training in anything it would take years to amount to jack shit in MMA. he'll be fighting at the Myth in Maplewood MN and getting his ass handed to him.

rccs · « **Reply #29 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:00:26 AM »

Quote from: Old-Skool on October 11, 2006, 06:54:22 PM

Wow, now we can watch Chris get his soft ass kicked in a new sport!

I heard the same thing when Sapp said he was going to fight in K-1 and MMA! But he didn't really had his ass kicked...

arce377 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 12, 2006, 05:36:19 AM »

UFC@ 205?

sarcasm · « **Reply #31 on:** October 12, 2006, 06:57:18 AM »

Quote from: Groink on October 11, 2006, 06:16:57 PM

I wouldn't mind seeing Chris getting his face pummeled by an actual fighter. Or is it going to be that make-believe shit that Flex did?

hahahaha, exactly, Chris Cook doesn't exactly look like much of a fighter.

DEFCON · « **Reply #32 on:** October 12, 2006, 07:17:05 AM »

Quote from: Bast000 on October 11, 2006, 07:40:04 PM

Chris cook's head is too small to be fighting.

nah it's good. it's a small target unlike Cormier

alexxx · « **Reply #33 on:** October 12, 2006, 07:36:32 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on October 12, 2006, 01:22:34 AM

he'll fight under special rules - no hitting to the face allowed

Maybe the gh jaw will soften the blows?

chrisco57 · « **Reply #34 on:** December 12, 2006, 09:45:54 AM »

CHRIS CAME IN THIRD THIS WEEKEND
YES HE HAS BEEN INVOLVED WITH MARTIAL ARTS IN THE PAST
CHILL OUT

Benny B · « **Reply #35 on:** December 12, 2006, 09:58:56 AM »

Quote from: chrisco57 on December 12, 2006, 09:45:54 AM

CHRIS CAME IN THIRD THIS WEEKEND
YES HE HAS BEEN INVOLVED WITH MARTIAL ARTS IN THE PAST
CHILL OUT

Cook came in third in fight? Maybe between him and one other guy.

Chris is a nice guy...it would be sad to watch him get ktfo in the cage.

doison · « **Reply #36 on:** December 12, 2006, 10:03:16 AM »

Quote from: chrisco57 on December 12, 2006, 09:45:54 AM

CHRIS CAME IN THIRD THIS WEEKEND
YES HE HAS BEEN INVOLVED WITH MARTIAL ARTS IN THE PAST
CHILL OUT

Man, that's rough. Usually if you lose a fight, you're 2nd. I can only imagine how bad it was if they gave him 3rd!

HUGEPECS · « **Reply #37 on:** December 12, 2006, 10:03:26 AM »

Good For Chris, now he can get his soft ass molded into a real Man

IceCold · « **Reply #38 on:** December 12, 2006, 10:35:37 AM »

Quote from: Benny Blanco on December 12, 2006, 09:58:56 AM

Cook came in third in fight? Maybe between him and one other guy.

how can you get 3rd in a fight?

you either win or loose (or have a draw).

they dont awardp places.

idiot.

Benny B · « **Reply #39 on:** December 12, 2006, 10:37:24 AM »

Quote from: IceCold on December 12, 2006, 10:35:37 AM

how can you get 3rd in a fight?

you either win or loose (or have a draw).

they dont awardp places.

idiot.

I'm not the one who said he came in third. I just mad fun of it, you stupid muthafucka.

IceCold · « **Reply #40 on:** December 12, 2006, 10:51:38 AM »

Quote from: chrisco57 on December 12, 2006, 09:45:54 AM

CHRIS CAME IN THIRD THIS WEEKEND
YES HE HAS BEEN INVOLVED WITH MARTIAL ARTS IN THE PAST
CHILL OUT

BENNY BLANCO,

this is the person who said that cc came in 3rd.

it wasnt you.

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #41 on:** December 12, 2006, 10:53:30 AM »

If i ever see chirs cook in person, i would make him tap out...

Benny B · « **Reply #42 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:20:56 AM »

Poor Chris will get ass raped in the cage. He better find a normal job.

alexxx · « **Reply #43 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:22:31 AM »

Quote from: ReEvolution on October 12, 2006, 01:33:35 AM

WTF is he thinking? if he has no training in anything it would take years to amount to jack shit in MMA. he'll be fighting at the Myth in Maplewood MN and getting his ass handed to him.

You don't need any kind of training to fight in the UFC! At least it shouldn't be a requirement they are so horrible!

Benny B · « **Reply #44 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:28:59 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on December 12, 2006, 11:22:31 AM

You don't need any kind of training to fight in the UFC! At least it shouldn't be a requirement they are so horrible!

Sign up alexxx, so we can watch you get ass raped too!
Where do you train now?

Rockhead · « **Reply #45 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:43:11 AM »

So with Chris retiring and Federov missing out on Olympia's etc, who's Flex gonna promote as the next best thing now?

Benny B · « **Reply #46 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:23:25 PM »

Quote from: Rockhead on December 12, 2006, 11:43:11 AM

So with Chris retiring and Federov missing out on Olympia's etc, who's Flex gonna promote as the next best thing now?

Phil Heath hype machine is purring!

Stark · « **Reply #47 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:35:51 PM »

oh god I would love to see that

dizzleman06 · « **Reply #48 on:** December 13, 2006, 08:54:08 AM »

Quote from: alexxx on December 12, 2006, 11:22:31 AM

You don't need any kind of training to fight in the UFC! At least it shouldn't be a requirement they are so horrible!

you gotta be joking....those guys destroy twerps like you....to warm up!

rccs · « **Reply #49 on:** December 13, 2006, 08:58:14 AM »

Quote from: dizzleman06 on December 13, 2006, 08:54:08 AM

you gotta be joking....those guys destroy twerps like you....to warm up!

Probably he thinks it is like WWE