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Memorable Dating Experiences...
« on: October 14, 2006, 03:09:12 PM »
The spectacular ones are always up there, but I also find some of the more "unique" ones kind of stick in the memory as well. Some of mine...

The much older guy who came to pick me up on our first date on a bicycle and wanted me to ride on the handlebars 13 blocks along Columbus Ave., in traffic, which I did. It was frightening, but exhilerating. The next weekend he took me to visit a buddhist architect friend in upstate NY who lived in a home sans doors... not even the littlest room had one.  :-X

Then there was Enzo, the Eyetalian from Eye-taly. We met at school and decided to forgo the usual first date going out thing, and piled into his sports car to meet mutual friends in Florida. We got pulled over somewhere in NC by a very large sheriff and because of some residual trouble with outstanding speeding tickets we got hauled in and separated. I spent four hours with 3 deputies who fed me pizza and gave me the lecture about getting into a car with someone you barely know. Enzo and I were not to be.

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2006, 03:23:22 PM »
The most memorable experinece, was again, with someone much older, who had been dogging me at the gym for some time until I gave in. We went out a few times... on the third or fourth date he came to get me, but asked if we could stop by his place so he could change. I sat in the livingroom for what seemed like hours... when he finally resurfaced... I looked up to see him slinking down the hallway in some kind of white silk, baby doll number, and I will never forget, those mule things with boa pompoms on them. He asked if I was interested in exploring a different side of my sexuality. I handled it badly and booked.  He then phoned and left messages for weeks to the effect that he was all man, etc...

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2006, 05:45:15 PM »
The most memorable experinece, was again, with someone much older, who had been dogging me at the gym for some time until I gave in. We went out a few times... on the third or fourth date he came to get me, but asked if we could stop by his place so he could change. I sat in the livingroom for what seemed like hours... when he finally resurfaced... I looked up to see him slinking down the hallway in some kind of white silk, baby doll number, and I will never forget, those mule things with boa pompoms on them. He asked if I was interested in exploring a different side of my sexuality. I handled it badly and booked.  He then phoned and left messages for weeks to the effect that he was all man, etc...

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2006, 06:07:08 PM »
The most memorable experinece, was again, with someone much older, who had been dogging me at the gym for some time until I gave in. We went out a few times... on the third or fourth date he came to get me, but asked if we could stop by his place so he could change. I sat in the livingroom for what seemed like hours... when he finally resurfaced... I looked up to see him slinking down the hallway in some kind of white silk, baby doll number, and I will never forget, those mule things with boa pompoms on them. He asked if I was interested in exploring a different side of my sexuality. I handled it badly and booked.  He then phoned and left messages for weeks to the effect that he was all man, etc...

That is simply disgusting :-\

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2006, 07:24:34 PM »
That is simply disgusting :-\

Not to mention, he had already introduced me to his mother.  :-\

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2006, 07:27:41 PM »
Deedee, you seem to attract some interesting characters.

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2006, 07:39:42 PM »
Either that or I'm the only one compelled to post about them.

And I didn't even mention the painter who had a kettle of ape appendages sitting on his stove top when he invited me over to dinner.

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2006, 07:57:04 PM »
One of my friends had a set of plasticined (?, i think that's what they call them) limbs, lung, heart and brains in the trunk of his car for months when he was in medical school.

I tend to date fairly 'normal' people . . .

I think TA would have wonderful stories, but I might be cramping his style . . .

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2006, 08:08:38 PM »
Most of us usually date/end up with "normal" people most of the time... that's why the odd ones tend to stay with you.

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2006, 08:16:23 PM »
Most of us usually date/end up with "normal" people most of the time... that's why the odd ones tend to stay with you.

might be different for guys . . . i'm not going to date someone unless they have a certain look, and a certain kind of social manner . . . "interesting" or "persistent" doesn't really do it for most males like it does for females.  I've dated a couple of girls who cried at unexpected moments, or wanted to sit in my lap a little more than expected . . . but nothing too unusual. 

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2006, 08:27:46 PM »
Persistent doesn't do it  for women either. (There was never going to be anything romantic with my example guy anyway, regardless of his faux pas.)  "Interesting" on the other hand, yes, I think. I could be wrong, but I think maybe women are less focussed on a "type" of man.

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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2006, 08:46:07 PM »
Persistant doesn't do it  for women either. (There was never going to be anything romantic with my example guy anyway, regardless of his faux pas.)  "Interesting" on the other hand, yes, I think. I could be wrong, but I think maybe women are less focussed on a "type" of man.

some women are . . . and some guys do go for the punk chicks or the artists/poets.  I avoid them. :)  I guess I'd go for an artist if she actually knew how to work . . . that's pretty important to me.

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2006, 06:31:32 AM »
The funniest one I can think of is from my senior year of high school and into that summer.

I had broken up with my girlfriend of 2 years (another funny story for another time) and was your average horny 18 y/o. I had this crush on a girl named Erin in my art class, who was so shy that we basically played games for a whole semester, never really even having a conversation LOL....buuuuut there was her friend who took it upon herself to corner me alone and 'interperet' to me Erin's feelings.

While this kept it going for awhile, I soon grew weary and just decided to date Erin's friend LOL. When I got to her house to pick her up, she was in the living room waiting...with her twin sister! I was confused, couldn't tell them apart and didn't really know what they had in mind.

Apparently, the 'other' twin was quite a bit more juvenile. The first wanted to go make out at the lighthouse (LOLOL) but the second wanted me to take her to McDonalds to the playpen! HOLY HELL what did I get myself into.

I dated the first one for about a month. We had some fun but she was very strange. Worse, was that her twin was very jealous and would get very clingy to me whenever I was around. I often had to take the twin out for a spin and a chat before I could get the first sister out of the house.

Thier mom tried to explain it to me, but I bolted before she latched on, too.

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2006, 06:56:19 AM »
The funniest one I can think of is from my senior year of high school and into that summer.

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Thier mom tried to explain it to me, but I bolted before she latched on, too.

Thank gawd... I was starting to worry that I was the only one with wacky experiences.  :)

I think most of those dating stories occur between the ages of 18-23.

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2006, 07:03:30 AM »
some women are . . . and some guys do go for the punk chicks or the artists/poets.  I avoid them. :)  I guess I'd go for an artist if she actually knew how to work . . . that's pretty important to me.

Lol, working artists are probably the most self-absorbed people you'll find, (and I don't say that with a negative tone). I meant it more in the sense that men seem to have stricter preferences in terms of what physical type they like eg. levantine beauty versus blonde cheerleader, amazonian goddess versus cute pixie. It seems women often swayed by personality and other signs of compatability.  Could be wrong though...

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2006, 07:40:36 AM »
Thank gawd... I was starting to worry that I was the only one with wacky experiences.  :)

I think most of those dating stories occur between the ages of 18-23.

Pretty weird, right? I guess not as bad as monkey stew though!

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2006, 08:21:07 AM »
Lol, it wasn't for monkey stew.  He was boiling them down to the bone for some installation thing. Not much better.  :-\

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2006, 09:14:08 AM »
fantastic thread Deedee...

I'm going to join in later.  At the moment I'm laughing too much.



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ps: you post about the older men and I'll cover the far too young ones, okay?

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2006, 01:39:19 PM »
sooo..should i tell the story about the girl that wanted to pee on me...the chick that in a very romantic setting by annapollis harbour told me she belonged to the kkk and ws an ex satanic cult member (she ws hot though lol) or should i tell about the time my date and i ended up at a pool hall and i went to make poopy and ended up having to use my 'date' underwear to wipe..

trip down amnesia lane ;D
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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2006, 02:30:11 PM »
Good lord! Take your pick, they're all bound to be an interesting read...
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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2006, 02:34:13 PM »
trip down amnesia lane ;D

That's the point of this thread.  ;D  Tell them all.

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2006, 03:40:21 PM »
Tell them all Toxie, we want to hear them!

I'll tell another.

In college, on the north shore of the Boston area. I was sexually involved with, and living with a girl whom I'd met in town. She and I got along great as friends and fuck buddies, but not so much as a couple. So despite this we still lived together....

....which made dating VERY interesting, to say the least. First I had to convince the new dates that I wasn't romantically interested in my roommate, then I had to manage NOT to slip into bed next to said roommate when feeling lonely, since she never pushed me away.

So anyway, I had this bi-racial bunny in my Art History class. She was 1/4 hispanic (not sure exactly where) 1/4 black and 1/2 hawaiin. Man was she hot! She'd flirt with me, but I noticed that the more interest I openly showed, the more nasty she would get. If I complimented her, she'd call me "white boy" and such. Nevertheless, I eventually got close enough that she invited me over to her apartment a lot, where she would proceed to play Jekyll and Hyde with me.

First she would hug me and kiss me, then she'd insult me and lock herself in the bathroom. I was so damn confused, and slightly turned on, that I'd stay and play Atari until she'd return. This type of thing would continue in cycles until it was late and I'd make mention of going home. At this point, she'd invite me to sleep over, and inevitably I'd cave in.

Once in bed, she would pretend to fall asleep uninterested. I'd lay there horny until I finally fell asleep, at which point she'd rub her bare legs against mine and wake me. She'd whisper stuff in my ear until I was awake, but I guess I was too weirded out to really 'seal the deal'. We sometimes would make out, maybe some foreplay, but we never had sex.

This happened about 5 or 6 times until I met a more sane girl and moved on...but I still remember those buttery legs and soft lips LOL!

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2006, 11:05:14 PM »
Good lord! Take your pick, they're all bound to be an interesting read...


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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2006, 04:59:14 AM »
I had one famous date a few years back where this lovely person did not want to wear fishnet stockings with garders for me because they were "trashy". But she insisted on me doing her anal  ::) Go figure.

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Re: Memorable Dating Experiences...
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2006, 05:17:21 AM »
Nothing trashy about anal sex, unless you mean how it's done in porn.