You been dreaming about Stan creaming you up the ass for a couple of months noww? 
Hahaha, no.
You, Gaëjonna and Bast are like the Three Gay Stooges.
Seeing a gay angle on everything, LOL.
Bro, I think the three of you would make great friends.
As far as the "ass hat" comment goes, it's another term for Tramp Stamp.
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YIP
Zack