oh, thanks for being serious.
Dude, he fired Tom Landry through the media, raped the Minnesota Vikings in one of the worst/best trades in NFL history, fleeced my Niners out of Charles Haley, signed Deion Sanders away from my Niners, made it possible for the Cowboys to win multiple Super Bowls, signed a great football coach in Parcells, and signed T.O. Jerry Jones is da debil!
I rest my case.