alexxx can you just imagine how great its gonna feel when you finally get laid for the first time?!  its gonna be the best thing ever, i promise.  but dont just go grab any skank to do the job, make sure you get a real hot babe first! it'll be worth it if you have to wait another 2-3 years...after all you've waited like 23 already right?  come let us know right away when i happens