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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2007, 10:40:06 AM »
I haven't LOL this hard in a long time!!


199.If you kick in the door of your neighboring hotel room, you WILL see some big tits


AHAHAHAAH!!!!
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2007, 02:07:52 PM »
HAHA That scene kills me, only the 80s would stick some big hooters in like that.
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2007, 05:07:13 PM »
Btw Arnold turned down Commando 2, So to then did Sly, so they another actor accepted the role and they changed the name to Die Hard.
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2007, 05:51:25 PM »
greatest film of all time
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2007, 05:53:44 PM »
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on January 06, 2007, 05:51:25 PM
greatest film of all time

No doubt, Id never have guessed that coming from you  ;)
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2007, 05:56:46 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on January 06, 2007, 05:53:44 PM
No doubt, Id never have guessed that coming from you  ;)

it aint better than predator.

dutch owns matrix
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2007, 07:00:07 PM »
Quote from: davidpaul on January 06, 2007, 05:56:46 PM
it aint better than predator.

dutch owns matrix
dutch and matrix are the same person, 'dutch' was matrix's nickname when he actually was still leading a commando squad. remember that by commando he was an ex-commando.
yes, matrix from commando was the same man who killed the predator alien years earlier in the jungles of central america. god bless those brave souls who captured all this on tape for us
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2007, 02:56:46 AM »
Classic post about an epic movie!
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2007, 03:14:50 AM »
great thread!
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2007, 05:38:48 AM »
Let off some steam, Bennett!
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2007, 06:30:47 AM »
This is hands down one of the funniest posts I've read in quite some time. ;D
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2007, 09:41:09 AM »
Quote from: davidpaul on January 06, 2007, 05:56:46 PM
it aint better than predator.

dutch owns matrix

Dutch and Matrix would never fight for merely touching would implode the universe.
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2007, 10:59:42 AM »
bump... for all private seaplane pilots and evil dictators.
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2007, 11:02:43 AM »
i can't believe you sat there and typed in 250 things...man that strikes me as being odd...
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2007, 11:09:12 AM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 05, 2007, 08:34:10 PM
What owning? Do you really think I care if some people are mad at me about Jay Cutler?

You get owned daily and it's funny. You are in the same class as shadow and dan18

Hope this helps
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2007, 11:35:57 AM »
My Favs:

32) The most efficient and reliable way to kill someone is to drive up to their house in a garbage truck when it's not their regular pick-up day, and hope that your intended victim hears you coming and rushes out with the garbage. And nobody else in the neighborhood will come out with their garbage too.
(I laugh at this one bc I thought if it the other day bc I missed my garbage day and I was thinking that if a garbage truck rolled past my house I would have some trash for him even if it wasn't garbage day, lol)

148.Bad guys don't shower and smell so bad that you can smell them down-wind
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2007, 07:54:44 PM »
Quote from: AlliedPowers on January 05, 2007, 09:13:46 PM
This list took 5 minutes to read, and well worth it.


i'm scouring tv guide now to see when it's on next.

Took you longer than 5 minutes, Mr. speed reader.
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2007, 08:07:41 PM »
Quote from: xpac2 on January 07, 2007, 11:09:12 AM
You get owned daily and it's funny. You are in the same class as shadow and dan18

Hope this helps

I see you're still hanging from my sack.  ::)
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2007, 08:38:50 PM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on January 07, 2007, 08:07:41 PM
I see you're still hanging from my sack.  ::)

I'm pretty much going to keep exposing and owning you. Because you are so easy to meltdown and this amuses me
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2007, 12:01:57 AM »
{blush}At first glance, I thought this thread was gonna warn against the hazards of zipping up too quickly.  :-[
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2007, 10:11:36 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

I just watched that movie after reading all of that. Fantastic! Great work!
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2008, 05:57:32 AM »
Bump for this gem of getbig comedy!!
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2008, 08:23:25 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on October 22, 2008, 05:57:32 AM
Bump for this gem of getbig comedy!!

this post is legendary and needs to go into a "hall of fame" thread of some sort.

when I first read this I was dying. Took an hour for the vein running down my fore head to go away.

Mods..... create a "Threads of Fame" and let us vote on what gets in around dis mofo.

This is just golden sh*t here mayne.  ;)
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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2008, 11:29:40 AM »
# 247

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Re: 250 Things I learned from "Commando"
« Reply #49 on: October 24, 2008, 07:24:06 AM »
Hilarious thread.  Read some of these to my co workers.  We were crying....   ;D
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