You're hilarious, Mr Tox.
Here's yours :
How the Dragon fares in the year of the Boar:
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A good year as things go back to normal for the Dragon and luck shines through the clouds that hovered over him during the reign of the Dog. He could still have mixed results at work or financially but there are few major problems. He will have to travel or entertain a lot but no troubles are forseen in his family life.
sounds nice. bet you can't wait till (chinese) new year !!
mine's better
ps: The Dragon
1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000
People born in the Year of the Dragon are healthy, energetic, excitable, short-tempered, and stubborn. They are also honest, sensitive, brave, and they inspire confidence and trust. Dragon people are the most eccentric of any in the eastern zodiac. They neither borrow money nor make flowery speeches, but they tend to be soft-hearted which sometimes gives others an advantage over them. They are compatible with Rats, Snakes, Monkeys, and Roosters.