Funny Joke

[Cap]

A man walks into a bar and sees Donald Rumsfeld and George Bush.

He walks up to the bartender excited and says, "That's George Bush!!"

He then walks over to their table and says, "what are you guys doing here?"

"Planning World War III."

"Against who?," asked the man.

"140 million Muslims and a big breasted blonde"

"What did the blonde do?"

Rumsfeld turns to Bush and says, "see I told you nobody cares about the 140 million Muslims"

[Cap]

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.  The doctor arrived,
examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or
bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did.  He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.  Motioning to her
to
get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight.  You don't
have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

How can you tell when Mike Tyosn has just had sex?











His eyes are red from all the mace!