Author Topic: BAST-ucci Missed his BOAT! (Read 7959 times)

Bast000 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:15:55 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 08, 2007, 05:13:34 PM

100% completely TRUE!

I even PM'd him the other day explaining how he fcked up...his response?

"...didnt feel like driving".

Poor kid.

If I may tackle that answer for you, Lord Squadfather...if I were in BAST-ado's shoes. I would have went there...went to the Pride booth where she was working, hugged her and whispered in her LEFT ear, not her right ear...her LEFT ear, I'd put my hand at the small of her back and move her closer to me and whisper something along the lines of...

"...hey Jenny...I'm picking you up after this expo thing shuts down...I dont care what you're doing cancel it...I'm picking you up at 9..."

Then walked away without giving her a second to tell you NO.

I would have hit her with a TEXT at 8pm(1 hour after expo ended) with the name of hotel ONLY and maybe room number...map-quested it and fkn GOT IT DONE!

So I gotta pay for a hotel room too now? Damn man.

Fury · « **Reply #26 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:16:26 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 08, 2007, 05:13:34 PM

100% completely TRUE!

I even PM'd him the other day explaining how he fcked up...his response?

"...didnt feel like driving".

Poor kid.

If I may tackle that answer for you, Lord Squadfather...if I were in BAST-ado's shoes. I would have went there...went to the Pride booth where she was working, hugged her and whispered in her LEFT ear, not her right ear...her LEFT ear, I'd put my hand at the small of her back and move her closer to me and whisper something along the lines of...

"...hey Jenny...I'm picking you up after this expo thing shuts down...I dont care what you're doing cancel it...I'm picking you up at 9..."

Then walked away without giving her a second to tell you NO.

I would have hit her with a TEXT at 8pm(1 hour after expo ended) with the name of hotel ONLY and maybe room number...map-quested it and fkn GOT IT DONE!

hahahaha, one of the funniest things I've ever read on this site!!! Spoken like someone with game out the wazoo!!!

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:14:43 PM

haha. The thing is I do want to meet her, I just didn't want to go to the Arnold. I went last year and felt dirty from all the gayness and superficiality going on there.

Yes, I can understand that from looking at the pics. Having to see Palumbo and the other "things" in person for an extended period of time is grounds for gouging your eyes out.

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #27 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:15:55 PM

So I gotta pay for a hotel room too now? Damn man.

DUDE SHE HAD A HOTEL ROOM

Bast000 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:19:15 PM »

Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 08, 2007, 05:16:36 PM

DUDE SHE HAD A HOTEL ROOM

Yea but you're assuming she was gonna let me come to her hotel room the first time she meets me.

Blockhead · « **Reply #29 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:20:25 PM »

That's correct, RUDE...

BAST-ini didn't have to get a hotel room. She is the one from out of town right? Where do you think she stayed at for 3 days?

Come on, BAST-ino! Get your shit together, G...damn!

Fury · « **Reply #30 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:21:00 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:19:15 PM

Yea but you're assuming she was gonna let me come to her hotel room the first time she meets me.

You're Bastucci. I walk around campus and girls I don't even know come up to me and are like "Hey, you know Bast right? I'd love to let him right into my pants after seeing those Mr. Getbig pics!!"

Bast is the King of Kings!!!

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 08, 2007, 05:15:27 PM

If this is true than BAST-ino should be nominated for the 'Y Board' hall of fame!

Of course it is!

Bast000 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:21:28 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 08, 2007, 05:20:25 PM

That's correct, RUDE...

BAST-ini didn't have to get a hotel room. She is the one from out of town right? Where do you think she stayed at for 3 days?

Come on, BAST-ino! Get your shit together, G...damn!

Well, you know her in person. Has she had one night stands with guys she just met, Blockhead?

alexxx · « **Reply #32 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:21:35 PM »

Kiwi is a real man. He would please the Beast like no other man can.

Bast000 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:22:33 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 08, 2007, 05:21:00 PM

You're Bastucci. I walk around campus and girls I don't even know come up to me and are like "Hey, you know Bast right? I'd love to let him right into my pants after seeing those Mr. Getbig pics!!"

Bast is the King of Kings!!!

Of course it is!

haha yes. Usually the first 3 words I hear from a girl I just met are "penetrate me now".

haha oh brother.

Fury · « **Reply #34 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:23:10 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:22:33 PM

haha yes. Usually the first 3 words I hear from a girl I just met are "penetrate me now".

haha oh brother.

hahahaha yes!!!!!

Bast000 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:24:41 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:21:28 PM

Well, you know her in person. Has she had one night stands with guys she just met, Blockhead?

Speak on this.

Livewire · « **Reply #36 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:24:59 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:22:33 PM

haha yes. Usually the first 3 words I hear from a girl I just met are "penetrate me now".

I didn't know 7 year olds knew that word.

Fury · « **Reply #37 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:25:23 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:24:41 PM

Speak on this.

Interesting how the Block has gone quiet on this.

TheAnimal · « **Reply #38 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:26:05 PM »

Quote from: Livewire on March 08, 2007, 05:24:59 PM

I didn't know 7 year olds knew that word.

I didn't know 12 yr olds promote scam websites... and create new accounts since "Anal Iceman Lubeth"(hahahhahaha) failed miserably.

Blockhead · « **Reply #39 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Bast000 on March 08, 2007, 05:24:41 PM

Speak on this.

I don't know her THAT well. Based on what I know? My answer would probably be NO.

I more know her from a 'shop talk' 'training/mutual friends' way.

I do know for sure that she does have it for Father kiwiol(peace be upon his name) and it bugs her he is on the other side of the globe but little BAST-ino would have 'worked' that weekend on his home-turf.

TheAnimal · « **Reply #40 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:31:08 PM »

Im suprised she doesn't get lots of oppurtunities outside of the internet in terms of procreation oppurtunities I mean she looks great.

Bast000 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:32:15 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 08, 2007, 05:29:09 PM

I don't know her THAT well. Based on what I know? My answer would probably be NO.

I more know her from a 'shop talk' 'training/mutual friends' way.

I do know for sure that she does have it for Father kiwiol(peace be upon his name) and it bugs her he is on the other side of the globe but little BAST-ino would have 'worked' that weekend on his home-turf.

It would have been nice just to talk and meet her but only if I had a chance to get closer in the future. but she lives far away. So what would the purpose be?

Fury · « **Reply #42 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:33:28 PM »

Quote from: TheAnimal on March 08, 2007, 05:31:08 PM

Im suprised she doesn't get lots of oppurtunities outside of the internet in terms of procreation oppurtunities I mean she looks great.

She's probably got a thing for guy's with physiques rivaling those of Gods...aka Bastucci and Kiwiol!

Blockhead · « **Reply #43 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:34:18 PM »

If I have to answer that question for you, young BAST-etti then I cannot nominate you for the 'Y-Board' Playas Club BIG Pimpin 2007!

Fury · « **Reply #44 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:35:09 PM »

Bast is in the perfect position. Hit it and quit it back to his home 4 hours away. Could've been home by 6 a.m.!!!

Blockhead · « **Reply #45 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:36:41 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 08, 2007, 05:35:09 PM

Bast is in the perfect position. Hit it and quit it back to his home 4 hours away. Could've been home by 6 a.m.!!!

Now THAT...is some 'Y Board' APPROVED shit right thurr!

Bast000 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:37:24 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 08, 2007, 05:34:18 PM

If I have to answer that question for you, young BAST-etti then I cannot nominate you for the 'Y-Board' Playas Club BIG Pimpin 2007!

haha yes. I'm betting that The Beast has only done that with her boyfriends. Where is she at, she rarely posts anymore.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #47 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:37:30 PM »

Perhaps Bast had better things to do.

Bast000 · « **Reply #48 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:42:02 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on March 08, 2007, 05:37:30 PM

Perhaps Bast had better things to do.

After going to arnold last year, I felt creeped out by how gay the atmosphere was, and how superficial everyone was. So I didn't want to go there again.

Blockhead · « **Reply #49 on:** March 08, 2007, 05:43:17 PM »

Why do I hear the theme music for 'The Blue Oyster Bar' with the last two posts?