I'll kick all your asses!!!
Bring it!
I already took care of that. I'll punch you so hard in your balls, they will become ovaries
wuss
where's my shirt??
Sitting on my desk.I need to take it to the post office, but I'm teh lazy!
It's not gonna be all "crusty" is it?
I bet you're wearing it aren't ya
ROFL! I don't think it would fit.
Goatboy and the shirt:
Clothing doesn't do much for me unless someone is wearing it. You put the shirt on, then it'll stand a better chance of getting me all worked up.
Okay... we pulled into Mayport, FL after 3 weeks at sea. Half the ship was at this bar, drunk off our asses.A female one rank below me accused me of getting this other shipmate drunk and sick, started screaming at me, and then started trying to push me around. I backed off and told her I was leaving but she didn't stop getting in my face and trying to push me over.Now...I punched her pretty hard... knocked her out cold. So what do ya think?Did she deserve it?I vote hells yeah. Was the first time I ever hit a woman, though. I can't say I regret it.