I obvisouly lied (just a tiny little one which doesn't hurt anyone)

[24KT]

Who deleted my post? and why? 

[tu_holmes]

Who deleted my post? and why? 

Wasn't me!

[Laura Lee]

Who deleted my post? and why? 

Wasn't me either. I just signed on.

[xxxLinda]

I finally read all your pm's.

I never lie, I just embellish and fabricate the facts.



Please do not delete Judi, she's the one and only person whose posts I truly understand and appreciate.


with mad love
I'm back...
xL


Been busy.  It's springtime here and I've been working from 7am till 7pm.
I'm dirty and need a bath.

[xxxLinda]

So it would seem... I would have thought with all the 21year olds after her, she wouldn't have time to get on the interwebs... I know I wouldn't.

I used to do the internet at night, after I sent the young boys home to have a wank.
xL

[xxxLinda]

Enormous amounts I presume. Plus, aside from teh drinking... how much can you possibly talk about yourself? Unlimited apparently.

I do not have a drinking problem, I'm a happy drunk.  I'm one of those people who are even funnier after a glass or three.

You could explain this chat forum shit to me.  Who am i supposed to talk about, you?

xL

What's a unit, is that a bottle?

[drkaje]

51! That explains the monster, dare I say epic?, insecurity about being attractive.

You're too old to be a cougar, even.

Forget being past your prime.... you're past someone else's prime too!

Deedee,

Don't ever confuse a drinking problem with a stopping problem, LOL!

[xxxLinda]

xl linda

what is your deal?  doesn't controversy follow you wherever you go on this board?  how old are you, where do you live? How much do you drink a day

no deal.  perhaps I courted controversy, seeing as how I found your board.  That was total madness.

I look 39 and can definitely get away with it, I still have a wonderful body (and boy).

I live in central London, England (nearly notting hell, nearby the canal, just around the corner from Made of Ale.  I'm actually (if you want to look it up on the map, half way between Queens Park (Bakerloo line, the brown one) and Westbourne Park (Metro Line, the purple one).


How many cans is two units?
xL

[xxxLinda]

explains the monster, dare I say epic?, insecurity about being attractive.

You're too old.

Forget being past your prime.... you're past someone else's prime too!

I've never had any kind of insecurity about my attractiveness, I know what I look like,
I have eyes.

As for getting older, well that's bound to happen, isn't it?  Doesn't stop me though.  In fact I'm certain that younger men appreciate a bit of wisdom and experience.

Oh and by the way, your prime was at 19.
ok?

xL

It doesn't hurt to introduce young fit and beautiful 6'2" Italian music students who have only been in England for six months to all my trendy friends and neighbours.  He'll learn so much.  My next door neighbour the other side plays cello and has worked with Pavarotti, so Alberto was totally floored when he met him and heard all the backstage gossip firsthand.


also darling:  a sense of humour works wonders...

[drkaje]

I've never had any kind of insecurity about my attractiveness, I know what I look like,
I have eyes.

As for getting older, well that's bound to happen, isn't it?  Doesn't stop me though.  In fact I'm certain that younger men appreciate a bit of wisdom and experience.

Oh and by the way, your prime was at 19.
ok?

xL

It's supposed to be  PG board......

19 may be a man's prime but it's been well esatblised that guys that age are inexperienced with using the equipment. That's a lot different than trying to work with rusted tools.

[xxxLinda]

I guess that means you have rotten teeth?

Yuck
xL

[tu_holmes]

As for getting older, well that's bound to happen, isn't it?  Doesn't stop me though.  In fact I'm certain that younger men appreciate a bit of wisdom and experience.

Oh and by the way, your prime was at 19.
ok?

xL

I disagree with this statement... I'm prime RIGHT NOW... 19 I was nowhere NEAR prime.

[xxxLinda]

oh crikey don't make me log back on at 10 minutes to 1:00 o'clock am.

ok, you just did.


darlin', I'm only kidding about your prime. 

It's a scientific fact that men are at their "sexual prime" at 19. 

The other big fact is that they don't get any wordly knowledge till they're about 40 and guess what? they're old and ugly by that time.  That doesn't matter, does it?
xL
I prefer young beautiful naive ones.  with fantastic bodies.

xL

[tu_holmes]

oh crikey don't make me log back on at 10 minutes to 1:00 o'clock am.

ok, you just did.


darlin', I'm only kidding about your prime. 

It's a scientific fact that men are at their "sexual prime" at 19. 

The other big fact is that they don't get any wordly knowledge till they're about 40 and guess what? they're old and ugly by that time.  That doesn't matter, does it?
xL
I prefer young beautiful naive ones.  with fantastic bodies.

xL

That's a stereotype... I've met tons of 19 year olds who drink too much and have terrible bodies, and people such as myself in their 30s who have much better ones, and workout regularly trying to maintain.

And if you think any 19 year old is in his sexual prime, you're just confused... a 19 year old has no idea what a woman wants and no clue how to satisfy her... It's all about him. As long as you're ok with him leaving you high and dry (literally) a few times... continue.

[24KT]

That's a stereotype... I've met tons of 19 year olds who drink too much and have terrible bodies, and people such as myself in their 30s who have much better ones, and workout regularly trying to maintain.

And if you think any 19 year old is in his sexual prime, you're just confused... a 19 year old has no idea what a woman wants and no clue how to satisfy her... It's all about him. As long as you're ok with him leaving you high and dry (literally) a few times... continue.

{LOL}  Tu, ...I think that's the whole point ...literally. Do the math. 20 goes into 40... TWICE! 

It's sad but true... men are at their peak at that age... they just don't know what to do with it. 

[tu_holmes]

{LOL}  Tu, ...I think that's the whole point ...literally. Do the math. 20 goes into 40... TWICE! 

It's sad but true... men are at their peak at that age... they just don't know what to do with it. 

Don't know what kind of dudes you all know, but I leave nothing but wetness when I'm done.

[Playboy]

xL


'tis funny, innit?

You're on crack. Its official.

PB