That's the Army... you scummy civilian loser.
They don't have a song like this in the army
In the navy
Yes, you can take it on your knees
In the navy
Yes, you can slip it in with ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make bum gravy
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a handjob
In the navy
Come on, suck the captain's knob
In the navy
Come on and penetrate your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)