Matrix for burning LH at the steak with this one...
"legend has it that the native kenyans, after years of him begging, accepted him into their tribe as the Village Butt Cleaner. after a week or 2 lard humunganus managed to convince them that he was actually the Great White Dick Drainer of legend that their tribe had been fortelling about for generations. his skills at deepthroating the kenyan purple-headed anaconda have never been seriously challenged and in those parts his name is still familiar to everyone to this day."