Aahaha, I bet Bluto is the kind of guy that goes to the local deli and buys a 3 foot long chain of salamis and when he gets home immediately tells his husband to shove one end up his ass while Bluto takes the other half of the chain so they meet in the middle like the gayest version of Lady and The Tramp spaghetti scene ever.
And with that, I'm out for the day. Hopefully next time I'm on you guys will have driven that fat tub of shit to suicide.