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I know what a Portuguese breakfast is... but what's a Cleveland steamer?
In sexual slang, a Cleveland steamer is a quasi-sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest, then spreads the feces around with his or her buttocks. [1][2]
[edit] Usage in entertainment
The term is known as a popular culture reference in most uses. The concept has made its way from television comedies to books and newspapers.
In the song "Rock Your Socks" by the band Tenacious D, Jack Black says the line, "All we’re askin’ you to do is drop trou and squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer on my chest."
In the Family Guy episode "Mr. Saturday Knight", Peter Griffin becomes a prostitute. While he is standing on a street corner, his wife Lois drives by and stops at a traffic light. He propositions her, then asks her if she would like a Cleveland steamer.[3] According to the official Family Guy episode guide they only got away with using the term because Seth MacFarlane, the creator of the show, told the censors it was a nonsense phrase.
Wrestler John Cena claims to have performed the act on his August 11, 2006 edition of 5 Questions.[4]
In the Prison Break episode "Bolshoi Booze", it is alluded to by the character Roy Geary when propositioning prostitutes.
Bob and Tom, the nationally syndicated U.S. comedy radio show, have a song called "The Cleveland Steamer".
In Australia's Big Brother in 2005, the housemates discussed the process of the Cleveland Steamer with one another, in the "Uncut" version of the show (later named "Adults Only", and in 2006 was taken off the air)
The hardcore metal/comedy group Psychostick mentions the Cleveland Steamer, along with other sexual acts, in their song "Orgasm = Love".
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